You can't trust short people with your jewelry—at least not your special power ring that controls the universe. I got one in a cereal box when I was a kid and put my parents under a spell where they were late everywhere and couldn't remember people's names. It hasn't worn off yet. You shouldn't flex your power around a Texas barbecue pit either. (Ever squeezed a can of charcoal starter too hard over a pile of glowing briquets?) Apparently Theatre Arlington wants to stir up trouble this summer. They're staging the craziest spoof of Wagner's Ring Cycle since Peter Jackson's... More >>>