Who could possibly be less Mexican than Charlton Heston? William Shatner ("Spock—pass me—those—churros.")? Heidi Klum ("¡Nina Garcia!")? How did Heston ever get cast as a Mexican official? Maybe Orson Welles was impressed by his chipotle-mayo gordita portrayal of Ben Hur. Or, perhaps he was taken aback by his extra hot and jalapeño-y Moses. I suppose it could be worse—like the time they let Renee Zellweger play a non-crack whore. Or, when they let Andie MacDowell call herself an... More >>>