Brace yourself—I have a shocking confession to make. You see, I've never read a single word written by David Sedaris—and I write for an alt-weekly. I'm sure he's funny and all, but when everyone I knew was voraciously reading every one of his books a couple years back, I got so sick of hearing about it that I decided to write him off for the foreseeable future. This is also the reason why I've never watched the... More >>>