I'm all for weird, unofficial holidays. Forget about Halloween and Valentine's Day and all that kids' stuff. We should really be celebrating gems like "Draw a Picture of a Bird Day" and "Hollerin' Contest Day." The Dance Council is having a big festival to celebrate "National Dance Week," which is Friday through May 4, but they could just as easily have done something to honor "Safe Kids Week," which takes place around the same time. (So, wait, once the week is over, kids can once again run with scissors and ride bikes without helmets? I'm confused.) Anyway, if keeping kids safe isn't really your... More >>>