You say you want to experience the Renaissance? Fine, try this: Stop bathing for a few months, get yourself some body lice, cut off your nose to simulate syphilis, kill off a couple of your kids with the plague, burn your sister as a witch and dig a ditch in your front yard to poop in. Huzzah! It's ye olde Renaissance! Realism is so overrated. The actual Renaissance may have been about more than jousting, flutes, flower headbands and adding an unnecessary "E" to the ends of words, but who cares when there are roasted turkey legs to munch, camels to ride, swordfights to be fought and maypoles to dance around to the sounds of... More >>>