Global Warming, Suck It

If I ever thought global warming was a load of donkey crap, all those ideas washed away as Rain Tour 2007 was like "Is that all you got?" to my windshield wipers last week. I say it's time to seriously think about how we're gonna win the war against global...

By Alice Laussade

June 7, 2007

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If I ever thought global warming was a load of donkey crap, all those ideas washed away as Rain Tour 2007 was like "Is that all you got?" to my windshield wipers last week. I say it's time to seriously think about how we're gonna win the war against global warming. It has Melting Polar Ice Caps Power. What do we have? Nukes? You can't beat global warming with nukes. What we need is a flying car. It's the only solution. So, George Foreman, please go invent the flying car so we can beat global warming. And, while you do that, let's go green 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Tuesday, and hit Organic in the City, featuring recycled art by avid recycler Vet, at the Texas Discovery Gardens in Fair Park at 3601 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. Tickets are $10. Call 214-428-7476 or visit texasdiscoverygardens.org.
Tue., June 12, 6-9 p.m.

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Alice Laussade writes about food, kids, music, and anything else she finds to be completely ridiculous. She created and hosts the Dallas event, Meat Fight, which is a barbecue competition and fundraiser that benefits the National MS Society. Last year, the event raised $100,000 for people living with MS, and 750 people could be seen shoving sausage links into their faces. And one time, she won a James Beard Award for Humor in Writing. That was pretty cool.

Contact: Alice Laussade