Okay, I'm swamped up to here penning a cover story about a former Cowboy you haven't thought about in a long time, so let's make this snappy.
Besides, isn't it best to eat your crow on the run?
After praising Cowboys' quarterback Tony Romo in a swath of I-told-you-so's last week, he went out and looked like the goofball from the worst flag football team you ever played on.
Goofy grins. Running to the heater between plays. Sailing passes. Fumbling. Throwing high and wide interceptions. Trying left-handed passes to wide open receivers in the end zone.
Romo's still great and all, but that was pathetic. It looked like a guy who had no idea how to handle giant-game pressure. Which, come to think about it, his record may prove to be more fact than fiction.
Guess well know more on Sunday, huh?
32. Daunte Culpepper - Lions
31. Ken Dorsey - Browns
30. Ryan Fitzpatrick - Bengals
29. JaMarcus Russell - Raiders
28. Marc Bulger - Rams
27. Matt Hassellbeck - Seahawks
26. Tyler Thigpen - Chiefs
25. J.P. Losman - Bills
24. David Garrard - Jaguars
23. Shaun Hill - 49ers
22. Gus Frerotte - Vikings
21. Donovan McNabb - Eagles
20. Jason Campbell - Redskins
19. Kyle Orton - Bears
18. Matt Cassel - Patriots
17. Joe Flacco - Ravens
16. Kerry Collins - Titans
15. Matt Schaub - Texans
14. Aaron Rodgers - Packers
13. Jeff Garcia - Buccaneers
12. Jay Cutler - Broncos
11. Chad Pennington - Dolphins
10. Jake Delhomme - Panthers
9. Brett Favre - Jets
8. Matt Ryan - Falcons
7. Eli Manning - Giants
6. Tony Romo - Cowboys
5. Philip Rivers - Chargers
4. Ben Roethlisberger - Steelers
3. Peyton Manning - Colts
2. Kurt Warner - Cardinals
1. Drew Brees - Saints - Richie Whitt