It's Not Him--It's You

Travis Stork (of The Bachelor: Paris) decided that the M.D. after his name and his history of public skankitude make him perfectly qualified to write a book teaching women how to be better at being women. 7 p.m. Thursday, see Travis Stork sign his book Don't Be That Girl at...

By Alice Laussade

January 17, 2008

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Travis Stork (of The Bachelor: Paris) decided that the M.D. after his name and his history of public skankitude make him perfectly qualified to write a book teaching women how to be better at being women. 7 p.m. Thursday, see Travis Stork sign his book Don't Be That Girl at Barnes and Noble, 7700 W. Northwest Highway. What a fucking tool this guy is. Oh, now I've gone and done it. I'm that girl: The Raging Bitch. I guess I’m never going to have my chance to get the Stork Herp. Don't that just break my little heart. Call 214-739-1124 or visit bn.com.
Thu., Jan. 17, 7 p.m., 2008

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Alice Laussade writes about food, kids, music, and anything else she finds to be completely ridiculous. She created and hosts the Dallas event, Meat Fight, which is a barbecue competition and fundraiser that benefits the National MS Society. Last year, the event raised $100,000 for people living with MS, and 750 people could be seen shoving sausage links into their faces. And one time, she won a James Beard Award for Humor in Writing. That was pretty cool.

Contact: Alice Laussade