Classic strip teasing doesn't get the same play these days as it used too. Boas don't elicit that naughty vibe they once did, and it's hard to find lacy thigh-highs that won't fall down. In our instant gratification-focused society, we want our stripping served fast and hot, which is why everyone's into extreme pole dancing or strip-n-sweat boot camps. After all, who has time to wait to be seduced? But for fans of corsets, bustiers, garter belts, fishnets and painted-on red lips (we don't mean you, J. Edgar), there's an act that aims to tickle your fancy. The Lollie Bombs is a seductive, campy and kinda dirty performance troupe of eight women bringing sexy back to classical burlesque strip teasing. These women dance, sing, and shake their money makers in a musical showcase that plays in venues all across Dallas. Just in time for the romantic season, the mischievous Lollie Bombs are back for their second annual Valentine's review. Join Roxie Moxie, Kitty Brown and the rest of the hotties who don't take it all off, but might as well. If you blush easily, stay home. Lollie Bombs Burlesque performs at the Pocket Sandwich Theatre, 5400 E. Mockingbird Lane, at 11:15 p.m. Friday and Saturday. Tickets are available for $15 by calling 214-821-1860.
Fri., Feb. 13, 11:15 p.m.; Sat., Feb. 14, 11:15 p.m., 2009