Black Helicopters Are Landing On the Convention Center Again, Everybody Panic

From Dallas Police Department Major Max Geron, another reason for the North Texas truther brigade to get fired up: Blackhawk shooting touch-n-go's at the Convention Center Heliport. In #BigD @DPDAir1 http://t.co/bJ8hb5x6Y4— Maj. Max Geron (@MaxDPD) January 6, 2015...

By Stephen Young

January 6, 2015

[
        {
          "name": "Air - MediumRectangle - Inline Content - Mobile Display Size",
          "component": "18855504",
          "insertPoint": "2",
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "2"
        },{
          "name": "Editor Picks",
          "component": "17105533",
          "insertPoint": "4",
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "1"
        },{
          "name": "Inline Links",
          "component": "18349797",
          "insertPoint": "8th",
          "startingPoint": 8,
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "7",
          "maxInsertions": 25
        },{
          "name": "Air - MediumRectangle - Combo - Inline Content",
          "component": "17105532",
          "insertPoint": "8th",
          "startingPoint": 8,
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "7",
          "maxInsertions": 25
        },{
          "name": "Inline Links",
          "component": "18349797",
          "insertPoint": "8th",
          "startingPoint": 12,
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "11",
          "maxInsertions": 25
        },{
          "name": "Air - Leaderboard Tower - Combo - Inline Content",
          "component": "17105535",
          "insertPoint": "8th",
          "startingPoint": 12,
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "11",
          "maxInsertions": 25
        }
      ]

From Dallas Police Department Major Max Geron, another reason for the North Texas truther brigade to get fired up:

Blackhawk shooting touch-n-go's at the Convention Center Heliport. In #BigD @DPDAir1 http://t.co/bJ8hb5x6Y4
— Maj. Max Geron (@MaxDPD) January 6, 2015

We're sure this most recent training exercise is totally on the up-and-up and has nothing to do with the string of bizarre happenings that have befallen our city over the past year. Thinking otherwise would be crazy, of course.

Blackhawk shooting touch-n-go's at the Convention Center Heliport. In #BigD @DPDAir1

A video posted by Maj. Max Geron (@maxdpd) on Jan 1, 2015 at 9:35am PST

KEEP THE OBSERVER FREE... Since we started the Dallas Observer, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Dallas, and we'd like to keep it that way. Your membership allows us to continue offering readers access to our incisive coverage of local news, food, and culture with no paywalls. You can support us by joining as a member for as little as $1.