CBS's David Feherty Isn't Looking For Love, But Would Consider Dating Himself

The Match.com profile to which Golf.com links this morning has been removed -- so much for the "goodguy_in_Texas" looking for women 32-42 living within 50 miles of Lewisville, always a plus. Besides, says David Feherty, that's not him, swear -- no matter what the picture with the profile says with...

By Robert Wilonsky

September 30, 2009

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The Match.com profile to which Golf.com links this morning has been removed -- so much for the "goodguy_in_Texas" looking for women 32-42 living within 50 miles of Lewisville, always a plus. Besides, says David Feherty, that's not him, swear -- no matter what the picture with the profile says with a come-hither look. Apparently, his ex-missus asked his current wife what the what, which led to a discussion not discussed in this particular piece. Still, it does lead to this revelation from the Preston Hollow resident:

[Anita, his wife] knew it wasn't me because it says "slender." Actually, I sound like a pretty good catch. I think I'll answer the ad, show up, and date myself. I wonder what it will be like to be with me. What if it really is me? What a Freudian nightmare. But it would never work out. This guy's looking for a woman into barbecues and boating, two things I hate.

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