He Knows Nothing. NOTHING.

From Frankfurt, Germany, courtesy the Associated Press, comes this news: "The man who discovered Dallas Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki has been charged with tax evasion." That'd be one Holger Geschwindner, Nowitzki's one-time personal coach, who's in trouble with German officials for allegedly biting off a piece of Dirk's Dallas Mavericks...

By Robert Wilonsky

April 5, 2006

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From Frankfurt, Germany, courtesy the Associated Press, comes this news: "The man who discovered Dallas Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki has been charged with tax evasion." That'd be one Holger Geschwindner, Nowitzki's one-time personal coach, who's in trouble with German officials for allegedly biting off a piece of Dirk's Dallas Mavericks salary but not reporting it. Das ist echt Schei�e. --Robert Wilonsky

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