Lily Tomlin urged the Dallas City Council to relocate Jenny the elephant this morning, reminding her rapt audience of Dallas politicians about how tough it must be to live in a closet, alone, on a hard-as-cement floor. Apologizing for speaking so long without "being funny," Tomlin closed by offering, "'Zoo' is animal-speak for 'Guantanamo.'" The Unfair Park A/V team has the video. --Patrick Michels
Lily Tomlin on Jenny the Elephant" from Dallas Observer on Vimeo.