Snack de Carnac

May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your underoos. When I was kid I loved Johnny Carson’s “Carnac the Magnificent”. Not so much the billowy, festooned headwear, but more the connect-the-dots humor. And as an adult (sorta), I dig this game. Fuse the two at the 21st-Century cyber-hip...

By Richie Whitt

May 29, 2008

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May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your underoos.

When I was kid I loved Johnny Carson’s “Carnac the Magnificent”. Not so much the billowy, festooned headwear, but more the connect-the-dots humor. And as an adult (sorta), I dig this game.

Fuse the two at the 21st-Century cyber-hip and – ta-da! – a new Sportatorium staple. Or perhaps, a one-and-done experiment. You decide.

Answer: Josh Hamilton, Justine Henin and Avery Johnson.

(Hint: Jump for the question.)

Question: Name a hitter, a quitter and a bull-shitter? -- Richie Whitt

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