The Explanation For Why I Wasn't On Channel 52 Tonight As Planned

If you tuned in to Channel 52's Tylock Lasik Sports Talk, obviously that wasn't me. 'Twas The Ticket's Mark Elfenbein. Where was I? Dropping off the kid for his Spring Break flight at Love Field - for three hours. Why? Beats me...

By Richie Whitt

March 13, 2009

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If you tuned in to Channel 52's Tylock Lasik Sports Talk, obviously that wasn't me. 'Twas The Ticket's Mark Elfenbein.

Where was I?

Dropping off the kid for his Spring Break flight at Love Field - for three hours. Why?

Beats me.

Ask the geniuses at Southwest Airlines. They're the ones who delayed his flight not once or twice, but three times.

Diiiing! You are now free to be pissed off.

Silver lining in the storm: I'll be on - I think it's called a "rain check" - Monday night at 6:30. Fingers crossed.

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