Behemoth Burgers: Guess Where I'm Eating

Counting calories and looking for a healthy alternative to fast food? Then don't show your face in this joint. The food at this standing-room-only spot is all artery-clogging, all the time. And God bless it. Food takes a minute to prepare, but it's oh so worth it. And hey, while...

By Alice Laussade

June 18, 2010

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Counting calories and looking for a healthy alternative to fast food? Then don't show your face in this joint. The food at this standing-room-only spot is all artery-clogging, all the time. And God bless it.

Food takes a minute to prepare, but it's oh so worth it. And hey, while you wait, you can shop for rims for your car.

Can you guess where I'm eating?

Another clue follows after the jump.

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Alice Laussade writes about food, kids, music, and anything else she finds to be completely ridiculous. She created and hosts the Dallas event, Meat Fight, which is a barbecue competition and fundraiser that benefits the National MS Society. Last year, the event raised $100,000 for people living with MS, and 750 people could be seen shoving sausage links into their faces. And one time, she won a James Beard Award for Humor in Writing. That was pretty cool.

Contact: Alice Laussade