Whole Foods is doing a fish fry. Now before you go, you'll have to do a little mental reconciliation. That is, you will have to reconcile the disparity between Whole Foods, with its organic chia seeds and probiotic hot dogs and a fish fry, with its, well, fried stuff. Fried catfish, hush puppies and French fries, to be exact. They'll also throw in some coleslaw. Because health food. The cost is $10 per person.
What it be: Whole Foods Market Plano: Fish Fry
When it do: Friday, March 13 from 6 - 8 p.m.
Where dat is: 2201 Preston Rd Plano, Texas 75093
At Henderson Tap House, St. Patrick's Day becomes an all-day affair of food, music and of course, booze. Get the debauchery off to a bright and early start with the Tap House's Irish breakfast, which costs $15 and comes with green beer. Festivities continue throughout the day and into the night with what is known in some circles as the Irish Trinity: $4 2 Gingers shots, $8 Irish car combs and no cover.
What it be: St. Patrick's Day Celebration at Henderson Tap House
When it do: Saturday, March 14 from 7 - 2 a.m.
Where dat is: 2323 N. Henderson Ave. Dallas, Texas 75206
Community Beer Co. is also getting in on the St. Patty's game by tapping two special brews: an Irish Red and an Irish Imperial Stout. For $12, you get three drink tokens and an obligatory St. Patrick's Day commemorative glass. Rare tappings and brewery merch beats finding a pot of gold, any day.
What it be: St. Patrick's Day at Community Beer Company
When it do: Saturday, March 14 from noon - 5 p.m.
Where dat is: 1530 Inspiration Dr Dallas, Texas 75207
Break out the kneepads and the shamrock headbands: it's pub-crawl time. This particular pub-crawl will take you to different bars and restaurants along West 7th, located in Fort Worth's cultural district. Crawlers will meet at a currently undisclosed location and will be guided to additional undisclosed locations via text. It's all very mysterious. The cost is $10 per crawler.
What it be: St. Paddy's Day Pub Crawl at West 7th
When it do: Sunday, March 15 from 3 - 6 p.m. Where dat is: Crockett Street Fort Worth, Texas 76107