If you've consumed drinks at Marquee Grill, Black Swan, the Chesterfield, or any of the other high-end cocktail den around Dallas, you're going to get a kick out of this video. The short depicts a mustachioed bartender-douchebag pontificating on the finer elements of mixology, through short, punchy snippets. It's pretty funny.
But there's a better video waiting to be made. I'm calling out Gabe Sanchez, Eddie Campbell and Jason Kosmas, to film a response video entitled Shit Drunk Customers Say.