Taco Bell also is delivering in Los Angeles, San Francisco and Dallas. Yes, now they come to you. Just writing that made me feel minted in gold. I just heard fireworks made of diamonds, I think. DoorDash is the company that’s allowing this generous act of humanity. There’s even a hashtag: #TacoBellDelivery, which marks the first time I’ve ever wanted to call my mom and dad and tell them about a hashtag. A few notes for you after quickly looking over Taco Bell’s newly launched splash page for the Great Taco Bell Delivery Announcement:
- First delivery fee is only $1, so here comes my order of 1,000 Supreme Tacos
- There’s no minimum order size, which further solidifies my order of a week’s worth of tacos
- I’m really happy right now
- Let’s all write letters, penned in mild sauce, to thank DoorDash for delivering Taco Bell to us
- Tips are optional, but I believe $4,000 is in order *Goes to withdraw all the money from bank account*
- Is it possible to award a fast-food company with a Nobel Peace Prize?
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