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Adam "Pacman" Jones

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    May 5, 2011

    With Tyron Smith, Jerry Jones Finally Resisted the Glitz

    If there's less post-draft buzz than usual, it's because the Cowboys for once went substance over style.

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    January 13, 2011
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    August 9, 2010

    Cowboys 16, Bengals 7: My Top 10 Observations

    ​10. Man, what a letdown. You spend all weekend talking about and listening to and watching highlights of Emmitt Smith and Super Bowls and football immortals. Then they kick off the Hall of Fame game and you get Cowboys 16, Bengals 7. It's like going to the theater and being titillated b ... More >>

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    January 14, 2010
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    September 1, 2009

    Canadian Pacman

    R.I.P. Take a coat.​I have two words to say about Pacman Jones settling for a one-year contract with the Winnipeg  Blue Bombers of the Canadian Football League: Effin. Hilarious. The Cowboys may go 0-16 this year. But it won't be because of delusional distractions like Pacman. Jon ... More >>

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    August 20, 2009

    Dallas Cowboys' Training Camp: Success Over Circus

    ​No Terrell Owens. No Pacman Jones. No Michael Vick or Brett Favre or Michael Crabtree. No drama. To which I say ... Yes! Last summer the Dallas Cowboys broke camp fat 'n happy and consumed with personal agendas. After a successful training camp at San Antonio's Alamodome in which the fo ... More >>

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    June 2, 2009

    What's In My Closet? Horrible Ideas Edition

    Was just over on Unfair Park reading Schutze's take on the latest missle fired into the hull of the Trinity River Toll Road Waste Of Time Project. From the city that gave us the CueCat, plastic dividers on HOV lanes and P.C. Cobb Stadium downgraded into an InfoMart, this might be our dumbe ... More >>

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    May 26, 2009

    Pacman Reaches a New Level of Pathetic

    Don't look back. Please.In news that should shock no one, Pacman Jones is a little punk. Still. As if we needed a reminder, the former Cowboy showed up on Spike TV's Pros vs. Joes last week and absolutely embarrassed himself. I know the show encourages players to enhance their personality and ... More >>

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    January 30, 2009

    BREAKING NEWS: Pacman Jones Still Thinks He's a Dallas Cowboy

    You know those pigs that were raised by dogs so when they grew up they thought they were, well, dogs? Pacman Jones is a pig. I've been promised visual photographic evidence by my Sportatorium spies at some point, but for now we'll go with eyewitness acounts from those who at ... More >>

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    January 15, 2009

    The Cowboys' Crappy New Year!

    After the most disappointing season in franchise history, how can the Cowboys' resolution be the status woe?

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    January 12, 2009

    Pacman Jones: Yay or Nay?

    If you missed Pacman Jones on CBS' NFL pre-game Saturday afternoon, here are the highlights lowlights: *His hair was in a sorta mohawk, stolen from Wesley Snipes' Blade, and he was wearing a cheesy, white sports jacket, a la Don Johnson in Miami frigging' Vice. *He used "man" as some of pu ... More >>

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    January 8, 2009

    Florida 38, Oklahoma 30

    UPDATE: Our Village Voice sister paper in Palm Beach will be live blogging from the game tonight. Pop Quiz: A) I'm jazzed about tonight's BCS National Championship Game, pitting the two best teams in college football this season. B) I'm mildy interested, even though I think Southern Cal, Texas ... More >>

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    January 7, 2009

    Pacman = Game Over

    Been a long time since I came to you with good Cowboys' news, but I just received this email from the team:    The Dallas Cowboys announced the release of cornerback Adam Jones today. The transaction will be made official on February 9th which is the first day that NFL clubs are allowed t ... More >>

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    December 11, 2008

    Pack it, Man

    Ironic, after all we expected and all he's been through and all he exhibited during training camp, that Pacman Jones' season is ended by this: A muffed punt. Back in Oxnard, Calif., Pacman dazzled us by catching six punts and holding all six balls without dropping a single one. In the end, because ... More >>

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    November 19, 2008

    Pacman Is Indeed Back, Man

    Distraction? Why on Earth would you say a thing like that? Totally ignoring the fact that our little straw poll yesterday featured six "yay"s and seven "nay"s, NFL commish Roger Goodell is apparently on the verge of reinstating Pacman Jones. No official word yet, but owner Jerry Jones blabbe ... More >>

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    November 18, 2008

    Should Pacman Come Back, Man?

    Forgiven? Or forgotten? Last week Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones was emphatic when asked if he’d like Pacman Jones back. “Yes,” Jones declared. On Monday at Valley Ranch coach Wade Phillips was slightly less enthusiastic. “I really don't know,” Phillips said. “When he's g ... More >>

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    November 14, 2008

    Friday Pop Quiz

    Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year's free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday at any local newsstand). And oh, what the heck, since I'm feeling generous I'll throw in a couple months' free online membership to this here Sportatorium. Good luck. ... More >>

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    October 16, 2008

    Moral to the Story: Don’t Drink and Jive

    Guess Pacman wasn't Jesus after all. Hmm, imagine that. You may never forgive Pacman Jones. But, listening to the tone of the Cowboys yesterday, he may be easy to forget. Said head coach Wade Phillips, “He’s gone.” While Pacman considers checking into an alcohol treatment facility ... More >>

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    October 14, 2008

    Pacman Jones Suspended At Least 4 Games

    Well, see ya later. Oops. I guess NFL commissioner Roger Goodell sees Pacman Jones' altercation a tad more seriously than Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. Jerry's version: Jivin' at the Joule. Goodell's version: At least a four-game suspension. I've said before I don't think Pacman should ... More >>

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    October 9, 2008

    Pacman = Game Over?

    Out of quarters. And second chances. On the heels of recently being told by owner Jerry Jones to chill down his profile, Cowboys’ cornerback Pacman Jones got into a violent altercation with one of his own security guards at the new Joule Hotel at 1:30 a.m. Wednesday morning. That’s it. T ... More >>

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    October 9, 2008

    Pacman = Game Over? Continued ...

    After speaking with a Valley Ranch source minutes ago, a couple of Pacman Jones details need amending: The incident occurred at 11 p.m. instead of 1:30 a.m. Alcohol was involved, but not intoxication. A light fixture was damaged, as well as a mirror. Jones was on the scene when two squad cars ar ... More >>

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    October 6, 2008

    FJ Cruiser

    After a week in maddening moth balls, his star is re-born. The web site says the sporty truckster is loaded with a “youthful, contemporary spirit." This here blog says the running back comes fully equipped with “hole-eee-shiiiiiiiiiit.” Felix Jones = FJ Cruiser. In an ugly, 31- ... More >>

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    September 30, 2008
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    September 29, 2008

    Redskins 26, Cowboys 24: From the Couch

    Lotta this going on yesterday. And today. Likely the rest of the week. Everee-Day is like Sunn-daay! Random, irrational thoughts from my 8 hours of Sabbath on the couch. With a lap full of pizza. And a belly full of … Diet Dr Pepper? 10 a.m. – Saturday's leftover: ’Splain this to ... More >>

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    September 29, 2008

    Redskins 26, Cowboys 24: Blame Game

    Is there a bigger Cowboy killer? I’ll have my blow-by-blow coverage of yesterday’s fiasco this afternoon. But for now, what’s your biggest reason for the loss to the Redskins: a) Not getting the ball enough to Terrell Owens? b) Zero touches for Felix Jones? c) Only eight carrie ... More >>

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    September 4, 2008

    Hard Knocks: Week 5

    In the final analysis, no, actually, it wasn't that great. Interesting, but not great. HBO’s Hard Knocks is over. Which means the season is beginning. After a five-week series that showed that – surprise! – two of the Cowboys’ leaders are Terrell Owens and Tank Johnson, we no longer ... More >>

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    September 4, 2008

    Do Not Read This If Your Name is Adam “Pacman” Jones

    So many directions I could've gone with this photo. But, lookie here, I took the high road. For once. I know Cowboys’ born-again cornerback/returner Pacman Jones has – at least temporarily – sworn off topless clubs. But the news from Las Vegas may make him re-think his vow of relative celi ... More >>

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    September 2, 2008

    That ’70s Show

    Squint real hard and see the similarities. At long last, the ’70s are back. Women are again wearing Halston. Television viewers are glued to CBS’ hit Swingtown. Two movies founded on the old decade’s staples of Star Wars and ABBA – The Clone Wars and Mamma Mia – were among last week ... More >>

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    August 28, 2008

    Pacman Reinstated. I Know, “Duh.”

    First Greggo. Now Pacman. Great week for second chances. Game on. In news that should surprise exactly no one, Dallas Cowboys’ cornerback/kick returner Pacman Jones has been fully reinstated by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. He'll be in uniform Sept. 7 in Cleveland. Was there ever any dou ... More >>

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    August 28, 2008

    Pony Down

    Quarterback Justin Willis rides a rocky road at SMU that detours into a demotion

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    August 26, 2008
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    August 22, 2008
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    August 21, 2008

    Hard Knocks: Week 3

    I give it a B- so far. The five best moments from last night’s Hard Knocks: Week 3. Or did I miss something? 5. Jerry Jones and Sports Illustrated’s Peter King talking – I think – while munching popcorn. Free Sportatorium T-shirt to anyone who provides me an accurate transcript of th ... More >>

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    July 31, 2008

    Cowboys Camp: Thursday Wrap-Up

    Prepared to be dazzled. Or disgusted. Depends on your perspective, I guess. Pacman Jones is full of … tricks. On Monday the dude caught six punts, storing each ball in a different part of his torso, without ever dropping one. Tuesday he was fielding kickoffs with one hand. And yesterday h ... More >>

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    July 29, 2008
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    July 24, 2008

    America's Tease

    With their best team since the '90s dynasty, the Cowboys can stop merely flirting with a championship

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    June 3, 2008

    Pacman is Back, Man

    Gotta live like Jesus? Might as well dress like him. The dreadlocks are gone. So is the dread. Not that we’re surprised, but Pacman Jones getting out of NFL commish Roger Goodell’s dog house on parole means – barring a flood at The Men’s Club – the Cowboys can count on him being a ... More >>

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    May 27, 2008

    Memorial Day Weekend Leftovers

    Okay, enough grab-ass. On our way back to the grindstone, a little catching up: *Tony and Jessica are apparently the happiest un-couple ever. *Pacman Jones worked out at SMU yesterday and will wear No. 21 as a Cowboy. I guess No. $20,000 was taken. *Former Stars’ architect Doug Armstro ... More >>

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    May 23, 2008

    Holiday Homework

    The Top 5 things I command, okay request, you to do over the Memorial Day Weekend. Yes, there will be a pop quiz Tuesday morning. 1. Fly this. 2. Drink this. 3. Eat these. 4. Try to tell this guy from this guy. No wonder the Cowboys landed Super Bowl XLV and the "commish" reinstating ... More >>

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    May 23, 2008

    Pacman Gobbles Up a Felony Arrest Warrant in Las Vegas

    Breaking Adam "Pacman" Jones news this a.m., courtesy the Las Vegas Sun, which is reporting that the Clark County District Attorney's Office has issued a felony arrest warrant for the Dallas Cowboys' latest and greatest. The warrant was issued late last night, as Jones hasn't paid $20,000 in gamblin ... More >>

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    May 8, 2008
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    May 1, 2008

    Who Do You Believe -- Pacman Jones or a Guy in Jail? I Know, Right?

    Ticket listeners just heard the morning Musers debate this a.m.'s breaking Pacman Jones news: Jailed 29-year-old Arvin Edwards tells Nashville's CBS affiliate that the new Dallas Cowboys corner ordered him to shoot up a Las Vegas nightclub in 2007. Jones has maintained it didn't go down like that: T ... More >>

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    April 29, 2008

    What's Worse: Losing $2.5 Mil in Vegas or Winding Up on Robin Leach's Blog?

    Courtesy Deadspin this a.m., we're directed to the blog of none other than Robin "Champagne Wishes and Caviar Dreams" Leach. His, ahem, spywitnesses claim that Cowboys QB Tony Romo lost some $2.5 million on the Vegas green felt last weekend, which, apparently, mightily miffed Jessica Simpson. Writes ... More >>

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    April 28, 2008

    Of Flagrant Fouls and Shining Stars

    After last night’s dichotomous performances by the Mavs and Stars, it appears we’ll be having our spring over ice, thanks. Because while Dallas’ hockey team was dismantling the San Jose Sharks to take a 2-0 series lead, its basketball team put forth one of the most disturbingly ineffective eff ... More >>

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    April 24, 2008
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    April 23, 2008

    The T.O. Face

    It started on a site called The Dirty. Then it started crawling its way through the rest of the blogosphere -- and, really, Kissing Suzy Kolber is a great name. Then, on Tuesday, it went legit -- or Philadelphia Daily News, anyway, where gossip writer Dan Gross spent a few minutes trying to verify w ... More >>

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    April 14, 2008

    By Week's End, Maybe, We Should Know Whether Pacman's a Cowboy or Not

    At first he wanted to be a Dallas Cowboy; then, the Dallas Cowboys kinda-sorta wanted him to be a Dallas Cowboy. Then it seemed like the prospect of Adam "Pacman" Jones becoming a Dallas Cowboy had diminished and disappeared altogether. Only, comes word out of Tennessee today that, well, if the trad ... More >>

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    March 25, 2008
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    March 24, 2008
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    March 6, 2008
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