10. Man, what a letdown. You spend all weekend talking about and listening to and watching highlights of Emmitt Smith and Super Bowls and football immortals. Then they kick off the Hall of Fame game and you get Cowboys 16, Bengals 7. It's like going to the theater and being titillated b ... More >>
R.I.P. Take a coat.I have two words to say about Pacman Jones settling for a one-year contract with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the Canadian Football League:
The Cowboys may go 0-16 this year. But it won't be because of delusional distractions like Pacman.
Jon ... More >>
No Terrell Owens. No Pacman Jones. No Michael Vick or Brett Favre or Michael Crabtree. No drama.
To which I say ... Yes!
Last summer the Dallas Cowboys broke camp fat 'n happy and consumed with personal agendas. After a successful training camp at San Antonio's Alamodome in which the fo ... More >>
Was just over on Unfair Park reading Schutze's take on the latest missle fired into the hull of the Trinity River Toll Road Waste Of Time Project.
From the city that gave us the CueCat, plastic dividers on HOV lanes and P.C. Cobb Stadium downgraded into an InfoMart, this might be our dumbe ... More >>
Don't look back. Please.In news that should shock no one, Pacman Jones is a little punk.
As if we needed a reminder, the former Cowboy showed up on Spike TV's Pros vs. Joes last week and absolutely embarrassed himself.
I know the show encourages players to enhance their personality and ... More >>
Dude, there's no looking back. Is there?You know those pigs that were raised by dogs so when they grew up they thought they were, well, dogs?
Pacman Jones is a pig.
I've been promised visual photographic evidence by my Sportatorium spies at some point, but for now we'll go ... More >>
UPDATE: Our Village Voice sister paper in Palm Beach will be live blogging from the game tonight.
A) I'm jazzed about tonight's BCS National Championship Game, pitting the two best teams in college football this season.
B) I'm mildy interested, even though I think Southern Cal, Texas ... More >>
Been a long time since I came to you with good Cowboys' news, but I just received this email from the team:
The Dallas Cowboys announced the release of cornerback Adam Jones today. The transaction will be made official on February 9th which is the first day that NFL clubs are allowed ... More >>
Ironic, after all we expected and all he's been through and all he exhibited during training camp, that Pacman Jones' season is ended by this:
A muffed punt.
Back in Oxnard, Calif., Pacman dazzled us by catching six punts and holding all six balls without dropping a single one. In the end, because ... More >>
Forgiven? Or forgotten?
Last week Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones was emphatic when asked if he’d like Pacman Jones back.
“Yes,” Jones declared.
On Monday at Valley Ranch coach Wade Phillips was slightly less enthusiastic.
“I really don't know,” Phillips said. “When he's g ... More >>
If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff.
Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>