Subject: Anna Kournikova

• Smuts Illustrated

  January 18, 2007

• Romomentun

  November 21, 2006

• Love-Love

  November 17, 2006

• Fit to be Tied

  September 7, 2006

• This Just In: Dallas’ Need for Cialis to Plunge Next Month

  September 5, 2008

• The Top 10 Hottest Female Athletes in the History of Ever

  October 22, 2008

• The Top 10 Sports Zingers I Can Think of Off the Top of My Head

  Not saying Sean Avery isn't an asshole. Or a horrible teammate. Or, for that matter, a room-wrecker the Dallas Stars should consider dumping.I'm just saying he shouldn't have been suspended - or worse, pending this afternoon's meeting with NHL poobah Gary Bettman in New York - merely for his "sloppy seconds" zinger.It was a classic barb. Years from now Stars' fans - shoot, all sports fans - will associate sloppy seconds with him. As in, "Dude, don't go home with her. Unless you want to be Phaneu

  December 4, 2008

• Sasha Cohen Bringing Her Short Skirt and Long Legs to Dallas

  What better way to cap our very female-friendly Thursday than with an interview with the No. 3-ranked hottest female athlete on the planet? That's right, Sasha Cohen is in the Sportatorium. I see it this way: If you selfishly keep Valentine's Day as yours, go to Purgatory Saturday night at 10 to check out the Lingerie Football League's Dallas Desire. If you graciously give Valentine's Day as hers, go to Smucker's Stars on Ice Saturday afternoon at 3 at American Airlines Center. I

  February 12, 2009

• Re: FYI, Read This ASAP. OMG!

  The following is a prime example of my curse here on Earth. A fleeting thought sprouts into a mild observation, only to bloom into a thesis that eventually flourishes into a blog item with sports branches. My apologies ... Got a text the other day, the salutation of which was LOL. It struck me that: 1. "laugh out loud" isn't that difficult to type. 2. it's official, our laziness has become lazy. When in the name of Jack LaLanne did our lame asses become DOA? Our latest exerci

  March 31, 2009

• Nutrition Pointes

  December 21, 2006

• Anna Nirvana

  Falling in Love-40 with a tennis temptress

  November 30, 2006

• Fast Track

  Former Cowboy's big dreams diverted to small schools

  April 6, 2006

• Eight Is Enough

  Long before he was canonized, Troy Aikman was comical. Who knew?

  February 9, 2006

• On Thin Ice

  After giving fans the cold shoulder, can hockey win us back?

  October 6, 2005

• Poker Face

  Clonie Gowen is good for poker. So, how good is Clonie Gowen?

  April 1, 2004

• Hot wheels

  Or: How Tony Hawk turned skateboarding into a multimillion-dollar international obsession

  August 17, 2000

• The Top 10 Most Impressive Individual Sports Achievements and 10 Cool Things I'd Like to See Achieved

  Even back in '05 we knew he could hit. But like this?Last night was one of those nights. In a season of 82 Mavericks' games and 162 Rangers' games, we'll remember April 15. For it was last magical night that we were treated to two - almost simultaneous - rare individual athletic feats in our own back yard: Jason Kidd's Triple-Double and Ian Kinsler's Cycle. At the time it had my remote control smoking. Now it has my head spinning, as in "Which one was more impress

  April 16, 2009

• The Top 10 Hottest Women's Tennis Players

  Even if you don't like tennis, I'm suggesting you'll enjoy The French Open. Hot and dirty young women sweating and grunting and playing with fuzzy balls. What's not to like lust? Even though Anna Kournikova has bagged her beautiful raquets, there's plenty to look at in the women's game on the clay at Roland Garros. Come for the vixens. Stay for the volleys. 10. Ashley Harkleroad   9. Elena Dementieva   8. Serena Williams   7. Ana

  May 26, 2009

• Richie Whitt 1964-2009

  Like it did with you, all these recent deaths - Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Alexis Arguello, Steve McNair and Best Damn Sports Show - got me to thinking about my own mortality. Today, the day I celebrate turning halfway to 90, I thought I'd dip my toe in the deep, dark water to see what it's going to feel like. Cue the music. Richie Young Whitt, award-winning writer, very mediocre radio host and all-around sports dork, died today in the middle of a torrid lovemaking session just hours

  July 8, 2009

• The Top 10 Couples I'd Like to See on DWTS

  ​Granted, it would force me to actually watch the ridiculousy cheesy show, but I'd be willing to stomach Dancing With The Stars' sequins and sass and smarminess of Tom Bergeron if only I could orchestrate whom was boogieing down with whom. Following in the "Foxtrot" footsteps of Emmitt Smith, Cowboys' Hall of Famer Michael Irvin will be on this season's show. I hear that Troy Aikman declined an invitation last year and Tuesday morning on 105.3 The Fan owner Jerry Jones said duri

  August 19, 2009

• What’s So Appealing About Gorgeous Women in their Underwear Tackling Each Other? If You Have to Ask, You Won't Want To See the Lingerie Football League's Dallas Desire.

  October 29, 2009