"Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever." (From Aristophanes' The Knights. Yes, he died in 385 BCE, but his wisdom lives on. Besides, it's almost Friday. Time to start thinking about alcohol-fueled pontification.)
Yes, she can. Genocide, adultery, dead cats--merry Christmas from Diamanda Galas.
WaterTower goes loopy
The Farrelly Brothers make their mother very proud
Jubilee Theatre updates ages-old tactic of the sex strike in Lysistrata PLEASE!