Subject: Ashton Kutcher

• On the Mark

  April 27, 2006

• Ride Me

  March 2, 2006

• My Round of Golf with Dorf's Taller, Wackier Brother

  October 28, 2008

• NBA Fines Mark Cuban $25,000. Why Bother?

  The NBA is a bunch of nit-twitts. Over the weekend the league fined Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban $25,000 for his "criticism" of officials via Twitter, the real-time social network that allows schmucks like you and me to be flies on the walls of the rich, famous and exhibitionistic. Or to simply tell the world that you do, in fact, have a severe case of the Mondays. After Dallas' gut-gouging loss to the Denver Nuggets Friday night - don't know about you, but I find it extremely easy to

  March 30, 2009

• Best Video/DVD Store

  September 25, 2003

• Cheaper Onstage

  July 17, 2008

• Bigots Here, Bigots There, Bigots Everywhere

  June 5, 2008

• Diamond Demi

  May 22, 2008

• The Delightful Dud

  October 12, 2006

• Universal Song

  February 16, 2006

• Brooks Bothers

  Lame psych thriller another low point for Mr. Costner

  May 31, 2007

• Welcome to Hooters

  Jimmy Buffett inexplicably leads a kid movie to the big screen

  May 4, 2006

• Problems at Home

  Brad and Angelina are out to kill each other. You may want a piece of them, too.

  June 9, 2005

• Ageless

  Angela's Bistro 51 shows great promise

  June 9, 2005

• The Legend of Billy Hicks

  Or, why sax player is no longer a viable occupation in rock and roll

  May 26, 2005

• Who'd Guess?

  Can it be that Bernie and Ashton are better than Spencer and Sidney?

  March 24, 2005

• Sweet Tees

  Plus: Tight Wad; Hit Me With Your Best Shot

  January 29, 2004

• Dude, Where's My Noir?

  In The Butterfly Effect, Ashton Kutcher is interesting, if not all that thrilling

  January 22, 2004

• A Fan's Notes

  Ideas that were forgotten but not gone in 2003

  December 11, 2003

• For Love of the Game

  Kevin Costner doesn't make friends. He makes movies, dang it.

  August 14, 2003

• Fallen Angels

  Charlie's high-flying heroines kick ass, but not the sequel syndrome

  June 26, 2003

• Shape Shifter

  This time it's the woman who manipulates the man in Neil LaBute's The Shape of Things

  May 8, 2003

• Bottle the Spin

  The "40 best artists making music right now?" Nah.

  March 27, 2003

• Just Awful

  In which we wonder, "Dude, where's the script?"

  January 9, 2003