Handing out flyers for your band's show, that somewhat ineffective attempt to attract even a handful of people to attend, is one thing. Doing so under the nose of Denton County Jail officials is entirely another. "I was afraid they weren't going to send them out. They read all of your fucking mail, ... More >>
It's not entirely clear exactly what Quintessa Scott hoped to achieve yesterday evening by randomly thrusting herself at/grinding on customers trying to enter K S Beauty Supply at 9191 Forest Lane. If her goal was to scare away business, it was a success. Police say her unsolicited advances sent mul ... More >>
David Barton -- founder of Wallbuilders, former State Board of Education "social studies expert" and member of the Religious Right coalition that prodded Gov. Rick Perry to join the insufficiently Christian Republican field -- isn't exactly what you'd call a rigorous academic. What you might ... More >>
The 'Boys venture into this Wilmington suburb on Sunday night. To help us all to know the cracked bell city a little better...In honor of Ben Franklin, the NFL's Philadelphia franchise was originally known as the Turkeys. They changed their name to the Eagles in 1973 after a Thanksgiving promoti ... More >>
Ben Franklin and John Adams, possibly discussing where to go for booze, in 1776.In the musical 1776, Stephen "Old Grape and Guts" Hopkins bursts into the Continental Congress' meeting room each morning demanding rum before getting down to the day's business. Of course, there may have been some licen ... More >>
An SMU biologist thinks the secret to the fountain of youth may be found by putting fruit flies on a diet.
1776 celebrates that important Declaration
A 9-year-old from Richardson came up with this invention. Oh, like you could do better. Most of the time, when I tell people what I do -- which is, make fun of myself and my peers for a living -- people respond with a hearty, "That's so cool! You must love it!" And I do. Oh, yes, I do. But I have a ... More >>
You know two guys who deserve each other more than Bill Parcells and Terrell Owens? C'mon... C'mon... Can't think of any, can you? Why is it that after yesterday's Cowboys victory over the Hapless Texans I felt like taking a shower? I mean, 34-6 is sweet. But somehow it felt nasty, dirty, yucky, ick ... More >>
Whats up with all the gimmicks?
Letters for the issue of May 8
Rotgut responses to questions from the discard pile
Dallas' ethnic Albanians grapple with twin dreams of American assimilation and an expanded homeland in the Balkans
Scooter for your lives! The Freemasons are coming.
Why do we love Washington's most hated politician?