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Bill Parcells

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    April 22, 2010

    Cowboys Thinking, Possibly Angling, For Texas Safety Earl Thomas?

    The next Dallas Cowboy? My name is Earl.​Source from Valley Ranch tells me this afternoon that Jerry Jones and Bill Parcells are talking. About? The Cowboys are considering trading their 1st- and 2nd-round picks in tonight's NFL Draft to move up to the Miami Dolphins' 12th overall pick ... More >>

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    April 14, 2010

    Much Ado About Nothing. Right?

    Tony Romo's a miracle. Bill Parcells ain't worth a shit. Tim Tebow won't be worth a damn. And, oh yeah, Jerry Jones likes to party. To me this hidden video of the Dallas Cowboys owner shooting the bull with some fans is no biggie, nothing new. Appearing on Entourage? Now that would be big news.

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    September 5, 2007

    Seared Tuna

    Bill Parcells, before hunky got a little chunky OK, I’m promising myself this won’t deteriorate into a season of Bill bashing. And it won’t. But since the NFL season doesn’t technically start until tomorrow night, can I get in one more (last?) crotch-kick to Coach Parcells? Thanks. If you m ... More >>

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    May 15, 2007

    A Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Does Interviews. Wait, That Can't Be Right.

    We had two choices: run a picture of Wade Phillips or this one of his daughter, Tracy, who you might know from that My Chemical Romance video. Sorry, Wade. And thanks! A Dallas Cowboys head coach did something today that hasn’t happened in five years. Yep, Wade Phillips appeared on local radio for ... More >>

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    January 26, 2007

    The Last Time We Mention Bill Parcells? Maybe?

    Former Dallas Cowboys coach Bill Parcells finally spoke about his "retirement" earlier this week -- and, natch, he didn't do it on a local station, because God forbid he talk to the team's actual fans. So, instead, he spoke with The Fan (WFAN-AM) in New York, specifically to hosts "Mike and the Mad ... More >>

  • News

    January 25, 2007

    Delinquent Bill

    Better late than never, Bill Parcells rewards Cowboys with retirement

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    January 24, 2007
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    January 22, 2007

    The King is Dead...Long Live the Cowboys

    Shocking, but oh-so-sweet. Bill Parcells sent joyful shock waves through Cowboyville minutes ago when the head coach announced he was resigning. In a statement, released through the team, Parcells said: "I am retiring from coaching football. I want to thank Jerry Jones and Stephen Jones for their ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 19, 2007

    Stay or Go? Cue The Clash, 'Cuz Tuna Ain't Talkin'

    Go down, Moses, and say let our Cowboys go. Bill Parcells, Dallas Cowboys hostage crisis, Day 13: Obviously he's staying. Shows up for work at Valley Ranch every day, and ESPN's Chris Mortensen, one of his few media buddies, is saying that Parcells will announce his decision to stay by Monday. ... More >>

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    January 10, 2007

    Parcells: Not a Giant (Well, Not That Way)

    Bill Parcells says he wasn't looking for a Giants job. Dang. We were so hopin'. I once had a helping of Irate Tuna at a Japanese restaurant; little too pink and puffy for my tastes. But Irate Tuna's on the menu today in the New York Daily News, where the coach of the Dallas Cowboys vehemently denies ... More >>

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    January 9, 2007
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    January 2, 2007

    Seattle Swan Song

    It's time like these we sure as hell do miss the crap outta Barry Freakin' Switzer, damn it. Be sure to tune in to NBC Saturday night at 7. It might be your last chance to watch Terrell Owens drop passes. It will likely be your last chance to watch Bill Parcells grimace. And it will definitely be yo ... More >>

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    December 29, 2006
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    December 26, 2006
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    December 7, 2006

    Kicking and Screaming

    Cowboys' foot remains Achilles' heel

  • News

    November 9, 2006

    Romo-phobia

    Our fear of the unknown appears unfounded. So far.

  • Blogs

    October 30, 2006

    Pity Parcells

    Bill Parcells may be an asshole, but he's a complicated, self-torturing and very likely depressed asshole. Which has to count for something. Countless times--well, just three, actually--Richie Whitt's called Cowboys head coach Bill Parcells an "asshole" on Unfair Park. Got no problem with that. Fro ... More >>

  • News

    October 26, 2006

    Tony Oh-No

    The Cowboys' quarterback swap signals the beginning of the end

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    October 25, 2006
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    October 19, 2006

    Two of a Kind. Or UnKind.

    Mark Cuban says he wishes Don Nelson all the luck in the world. Yeah--luck, with a capital "f." I'm supposed to be all jacked up about October baseball and all fixated on tonight's Game 7 of the National League Championship Series between the Mets and Cards. But, nope, not even a little. If Mavs-Spu ... More >>

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    October 17, 2006

    Parcells Gets Strip-ped

    Last night's episode of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip took a shot at Bill Parcells. It was almost worth the two Sting songs. Almost. Last night, the missus and I sat down to watch what's fast becoming my least-favorite favorite new TV show, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, where they really need to st ... More >>

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    October 16, 2006

    Dastardly Duo

    You know two guys who deserve each other more than Bill Parcells and Terrell Owens? C'mon... C'mon... Can't think of any, can you? Why is it that after yesterday's Cowboys victory over the Hapless Texans I felt like taking a shower? I mean, 34-6 is sweet. But somehow it felt nasty, dirty, yucky, ick ... More >>

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    September 27, 2006

    Parcells Wonders, You a Player or a Pansy? (Update: Or a Suicide?)

    That Bill Parcells--what a friggin' sweetheart. In the issue of Sports Illustrated subscribers will get today or tomorrow, Cowboys running back Julius Jones is the subject of the short "First Person" column, by Peter King. It's mostly silly, pointless stuff--what Jones watches on TV, his hardest col ... More >>

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    September 18, 2006

    Somber Success

    Bill Parcells always has that end-of-the-world demeanor. The missus says he "looks like the world's most depressed man" and suggested myriad medications. "I'm feeling sick right now, literally," Dallas Cowboys coach Bill Parcells said after last night's nationally televised game against the Washingt ... More >>

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    September 13, 2006

    99 Problems But T.O. Ain't One

    When two of the NFL's top three most valuable franchises play at Texas Stadium Sunday night, a lot will be riding on the outcome. Like, for example, the season. Only once in the franchise's 46-year history have the Dallas Cowboys started 0-2 and made the playoffs. That was back in 1993 when a fut ... More >>

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    August 17, 2006

    P.O.'d at T.O.

    Really, I think we can all do without a little Terrell Owens these days; it's 104 out, last thing I wanna think about's football. Wake me in November. Till then, you can read this Sports Illustrated Web site story about precisely why Owens finally got his ass back to practice yesterday after he took ... More >>

  • News

    August 10, 2006
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    August 10, 2006

    Ready to Blow

    With Terrell Owens, which comes first--the Super Bowl ring or the explosion?

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    August 1, 2006
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    July 31, 2006

    Fat Fish Fallacy

    In his last two stops, Terrell Owens has driven quarterbacks, coaches and fans crazy. After exactly two days of Dallas Cowboys training camp here in Oxnard, California, there's evidence his presence is already pushing coach Bill Parcells to the brink of insanity. In a fascinating, frustrating ... More >>

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    July 31, 2006

    Texas Fold 'Em?

    Straining camp: As goes Drew Bledsoe, so goes Dallas. Unless you think Tony Romo's the QB of the future. Heh. Dallas Cowboys coach Bill Parcells' training camp T-shirt reads "Who's All In?", a poker reference to risking it all in a do-or-die hand. Terrell Owens is here in Oxnard, California, a gambl ... More >>

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    July 5, 2006
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    May 4, 2006
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    April 19, 2006

    Billy and the Jets

    Coming soon to the Dallas Cowboys' roster...Joe Namath? Granted, with the way ol' Broadway Joe is struh-guh-liiiing these days, it's a bit far-fetched. But considering coach Bill Parcells' fascination with has-beens who once played in New York, all a player needs to wear a star on his helmet is som ... More >>

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    April 3, 2006

    King for a Day

    Maybe one day The Dallas Morning News will do a story on Bill Parcells' feelings about the Terrell Owens signing. Till then, we'll just have to take Peter King's word for it. By the way, that is good enough for me. --Robert Wilonsky

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    March 20, 2006

    In Bill We Trust?

    So, where was he? Bill Parcells, so we're told, is the only guy on the planet capable of handling Terrell Owens. The infallible Tuna is the main reason the Cowboys think their T.O. experiment will work when 31 other teams are convinced it won't. But on Saturday, at Owens' introductory press conferen ... More >>

  • News

    December 15, 2005

    Not So Fast

    Drew Bledsoe is old, slow and...not quite finished

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    October 27, 2005

    Tuna Meltdown

    Domineering dunce is dumbing down Dallas

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    September 29, 2005

    Invinci-Bill

    Exactly why is Parcells Dallas' dictator?

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    August 25, 2005

    Parcells Guys

    Can has-beens from a coach's glory years change the cowboys from mediocrites to monsters?

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    February 3, 2005

    Quiet Time

    What's up with the Pokes? Anyone? Anyone?

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    November 18, 2004

    Touchy

    Parcells is looking for answers. Here's a couple.

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    September 2, 2004

    Tough Love

    Can Julius Jones win a place in Parcells' heart? Assuming Parcells has one, of course.

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    August 26, 2004

    Old News

    The second verse sounds the same as the first for Parcells' Cowboys

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    June 10, 2004

    Backup Plan

    Vinny makes a nice No. 2 to Quincy-- wait, reverse that

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    May 13, 2004

    Fitting the Bill

    Parcells is remaking the Cowboys in his image-- no, not pasty and white

  • Best of Dallas

    September 25, 2003
  • Best of Dallas

    September 25, 2003
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    August 21, 2003

    Search Party

    Bill Parcells is looking for a few good men. Good luck.

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    June 12, 2003

    Amateur Hour

    Even in June, the Cowboys' quarterback situation is a laugh riot

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