Bill Parcells

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    May 12, 2010

    The Top 10 People I Wish Failure Upon

    ​I've been known to be a glass-half-empty sorta guy. (Psst: I'm geniunely positive, I just like to play an a-hole in here and on 105.3 The Fan.) Last summer I wished failure upon the noggin' of one Terrell Owens. Whatdya know, he sucked in Buffalo and these days is without a job. Recently I t ... More >>

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    May 4, 2009

    Nas and Kelis Are Quitters, Jimmy Buffett Loves The Dolphins, The Dears Have To Walk

    Your daily dose of national music news for Monday, May 4, 2009...After six years of marriage Nas and Kelis have decided to call it quits. The couple is splitting up... even though she's seven months pregnant.Jimmy Buffett is now a business partner with the Miami Dolphins. I just hope Bill Parcell ... More >>

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    August 28, 2008

    Hard Knocks: Week 4

    Admit it, "Barbie Carpenter" made you giggle. The five best moments from last night’s Hard Knocks: Week 4. Or did I miss something? 5. Receiver Patrick Crayton arriving late for a team meeting wearing only a towel. Anyone who remembers last season’s playoff loss to the Giants wasn’t su ... More >>

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    August 1, 2008

    Commence: Re-Entry

    Anyone remember where I live? Okay, let’s see what I missed here on the homefront while vacationing in Canada and “working” in California. Hmm … *Rough week for our beloved Mark Cuban. First, Ron Artest gets traded to the Rockets, dropping his Mavericks to fourth-best in their own da ... More >>

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    December 27, 2007

    ...and Thank You for Tony Romo

    'Tis the season to thank those who helped stuff our stockings with Tony Romo

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    December 12, 2007
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    October 9, 2007
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    September 11, 2007

    Dallas Sports Elite Swank It Up for Awards

    Just give us the highlights, Scott. There won’t be a red carpet per se, but if you want to ooooh and ahhhh at the most swank of Dallas sports dignitaries all dressed up with somewhere to go, Tuesday is the night and The Fairmont Hotel is the place. It’s the 42nd annual Dallas All Sports Associat ... More >>

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    August 2, 2007

    Captain Casual

    Wade Phillips ushers in a kindler, gentler, better Cowboys era

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    May 7, 2007

    Penny For Your Thoughts, But a Million Bucks For Your Sorrow

    Cowboys, out in the first round. Stars, out in the first round. Mavs, out in the first round. Rangers, out in the first month. As one of the longest summers in local sports history commences, I can think of nothing more therapeutic than going to the driving range and pounding ball after ball after b ... More >>

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    March 1, 2007

    Oscar Oversight

    Never fear, we won't let the Academy Awards ignore sports

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    February 19, 2007

    Honoring Our Heroes and Leaders

    The greatness of Mel Renfro will be at a McKinney Ave. lunch today highlighting the problems facing pro football's old-timers. Dead presidents? Hardly. On this most special of days, when we take time to remember and celebrate the men whose talents helped shaped our lives and whose posters help cover ... More >>

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    February 15, 2007

    Son of a Bum

    Not unlike a pair of old blue jeans, new Cowboys coach feels like a good fit

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    February 8, 2007
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    February 6, 2007
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    January 11, 2007

    Commit or Quit

    Richie thinks Norv Turner might make a good head coach for Your Cowboys. Friends of Unfair Park, discuss. David Beckham is coming. Barbaro is going. And, thanks to Bill Parcells, Your Dallas Cowboys are stuck smack-dab in the middle of nowhere. Should the 65-year-old asshole (now there's a mental i ... More >>

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    January 11, 2007

    Peeling Back the Layers

    So, we've received, like, a dozen e-mails at Unfair Park informing us it's time to "get over" the Dallas Cowboys' loss to the Seattle Seahawks Saturday night. They wonder why we can't just move on and write about how the Dallas Mavericks are the most awesomest team since the Chicago Bulls went 82-0 ... More >>

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    January 11, 2007

    Choke Hold

    Tony Romo's blessing comes disguised as a blunder

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    December 29, 2006
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    December 11, 2006

    Payton Place

    We saw these yesterday while Christmas shopping. And not at a deep discount, either. To be honest, you couldn't pay us to take these. Well, Julius Jones, maybe. But the Roy Williams figurine? We'd just lose it 30 yards downfield anyway. Mike Karney 18, Dallas Cowboys 17. Where to start? Let's go rig ... More >>

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    November 24, 2006

    Black Good Friday

    Every guy in this city officially has a man-crush on Tony Romo. Hey, what's Jessica Simpson got Richie Whitt doesn't? I went to Texas Stadium for the Cowboys' mauling of the Bucs, and this season has suddenly transformed from sad to surreal. Yep, all because of an undrafted free agent out of tiny E ... More >>

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    November 6, 2006

    The Terrell of Peril

    This one, for a change, isn't on Bill Parcells. Oh, sure, there were the idiotic decision to go for a two-point conversion in the second quarter, undisciplined players who committed 11 penalties and the ridiculously transparent ploy of running a draw on second-and-10 every friggin' time. But, no, t ... More >>

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    November 2, 2006

    Morning Motivation

    All you gotta do around here is listen and, just through osmosis, you'll learn how to win Cy Young Awards, re-write recent history and, come Monday, be absolutely perfect. Roger Clemens stopped in Dallas today to speak at the SMU Athletic Forum. Dallas Cowboys coach Bill Parcells is now chirping "To ... More >>

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    October 30, 2006

    Ship Happens

    Tony Romo's either The One or just the next one, but either way we'll savor this Sunday till the next one. OK, in deference to last week's faux fiasco, that headline is a typo. But, gulp, after watching Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo last night in Carolina, he might not be a mistake after all ... More >>

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    October 26, 2006

    Mad Cowboys Disease

    We got $20 that says Drew Bledsoe plays some time before the end of the season. Or Sunday night's game. Forgive me, Bible Girl, for I am about to sin: Sonofabiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!! The two defining press conferences at Valley Ranch this year have featured Kim Etheredge chomping her gum and Bill Parcell ... More >>

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    October 20, 2006

    Are You Ready For Some Futbol?!

    Come to think of it, we can't recall ever seeing Bobby Carpenter in a Dallas Cowboys uniform... If the answer to the question posed above is yeah, you'd better thumb a ride to Denver, where FC Dallas begins the Major League Soccer playoffs Saturday night against the Colorado, um, ... More >>

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    October 13, 2006

    In Terrell We (Don't, No Way, Uh-Unh) Trust

    You know who people don't like very much? You'll never guess. Go ahead. Try. C'mon. Give up? Jerry Jones is more appealing than Terrell Owens. Hey, that's not me talking. It's the famed DBI or, for those of you not familiar with Dallas-based The Marketing Arm over on Bryan Street, the Davie Brown In ... More >>

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    October 5, 2006

    Sympathy for the Devil

    T.O. brings out Dallas' dark side

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    September 27, 2006
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    September 14, 2006

    Duane's Debacle

    Cowboys' quarterback quandary is Parcells' latest, greatest blunder

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    September 11, 2006

    Chicken Little Suits Up

    The Cowboys lost for a bunch of reasons Sunday. Chief among 'em? This guy. So much for 16-0. Your Dallas Cowboys have been playing football since 1960. After Sunday's 24-17 loss to the Jacksonville Jaguars , poof, another chance at an undefeated season wasted. Here in Dallas, of course, the local NF ... More >>

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    September 7, 2006

    Our Idiot Kicker

    So far, the Cowboys' other new star has also sucked

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    August 23, 2006
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    August 17, 2006

    Google Gets New "No Shit, Sherlock" Function

    In case you're wondering, Dallas is obsessed with weight loss, trucks and gay cowboys. That's what we here at Unfair Park have uncovered after a good half-hour of research on Google's best new time-waster, Google Trends. Just enter a word. Any word. Or a phrase. Any phrase. "Bill Parcells," for exam ... More >>

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    August 8, 2006

    Think Pink

    For the next God knows how long, Terrell Owens will be healing his hammy in a hyperbaric chamber. How weird, creepy and unsportsmanlike of him. Getcha popcorn ready. And, while you're at it, keep the Pepto-Bismol handy. As the Dallas Cowboys are already starting to figure out, Terrell Owens comes wi ... More >>

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    August 3, 2006

    Body Shots

    Cowboy's body and story are full of holes

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    July 28, 2006

    Rage Against the Machine

    It's only the first day of Dallas Cowboys training camp here in Oxnard, California, but at least one major player is already in mid-season form. Long-time WFAA-Channel 8 sports anchor Dale Hansen got Day 1 off to a rousing start, purposely directing football-specific questions to owner Jerry Jones a ... More >>

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    April 27, 2006

    Mocking the Draft

    Don't look now, but it's sports' biggest waste of time

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    March 22, 2006

    So Far, So Great

    Mike Rhyner is still calling Dallas Cowboys coach Bill Parcells "The New Jersey Con Man." Rhyner's on-air partner, Greg Williams, is bashing Parcells for missing last weekend's earth-shattering press conference to instead attend baseball spring training. And there are at least enough dissenting Terr ... More >>

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    March 16, 2006

    America's Ticket

    The NFL's most popular team hops in bed with a most peculiar teammate

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    January 5, 2006

    Air Apparent?

    After three years of Tuna, it's time for a Leach

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    January 13, 2005

    With a Whimper

    Light at the end of the tunnel? It's probably an oncoming train.

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    January 6, 2005

    Just Forget It

    Move on folks, there was nothing to see in an ugly 2004

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    December 30, 2004

    Monkey Business

    Buzz picks a few nits with the year that was

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    October 14, 2004

    Crystal Balls

    Even a fool can see a tough road ahead for the Pokes

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    September 23, 2004

    Not Dead--Yet

    It's still not time to start cheering the Pokes' d-backs

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    March 4, 2004

    What's Your Position?

    Who will lead America's Team come November? The electorate must know.

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    January 8, 2004

    Count Your Blessings

    Forgive the playoff loss, for the 'Boys have come a long way

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    September 11, 2003

    Backup Plan

    No. 3 QB Tony Romo is just happy to be here. Seriously. No, seriously.

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    January 9, 2003

    Tuna Casserole

    My recipe for a tasty tenure as Cowboys coach

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