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I Saw Who Killed Lucky Cat At Royal China On Chrismas Day

The tradition has nothing to do with my roots but I've made it my own. Every Christmas Day that I find myself alone, I assemble a loosely coupled family of other orphans in need of holiday plans. Some can't work out the logistics required to navigate crowded airports and rental cars, and some just c ... More >>

Exploitation Film

Compliance's Craig Zobel on documenting sexual degradation—with humanity

The Dukes of September at Verizon Theatre

Saturday, July 14, at Verizon Theatre

A Cheap Lunch at the Zodiac? It's a Gas.

Overaccessorized old ladies count: 12 Prada count: 5 The Zodiac Room in Neiman Marcus downtown is an old white lady's wet dream. Here, you can brag about your Louis Vuitton luggage and talk shit about that chick who always shows up late to church ("And then, gasp, she has the nerve to sing the wron ... More >>

Now We Have to Build a Boat House on White Rock Lake? Is the Park Not Good Enough?

Twenty years ago, White Rock Lake was a dump. The park was run-down. The lake itself was half-filled with silt. The main activity out there at night was people having intercourse in cars and then going to the bathroom on the lawns of nearby houses. Good times. The strong souls who lived near the la ... More >>

Extreme Makeover: Your Couch Edition

The 20 Best Madonna Songs You Won't Hear at the Super Bowl

I've paid entirely too much attention to Madonna since the age of six, when I stood in front of a neighbor's TV, captivated by the "Lucky Star" video. And, no matter how annoying and schoolmarmish the artist has become in her 40s and 50s, part of me will always stop and stare when she's in my line o ... More >>

Here's a New Year's Resolution For City Hall: Stop Trying to Screw With the Trinity River

​Over the holiday weekend I spent a few very enjoyable hours on the Trinity River with Trinity Rivers Expeditions outfitter and canoe guide Charles Allen. We paddled from Trinity River Mountain Creek Preserve near the intersection of Walton Walker and IH-30 in Irving to the Sylvan Avenue Bridge i ... More >>

American Family Association Gives ABC's Good Christian Bitches An Early Publicity Push

​We noted just last week that ABC has already changed the title of Sex and the City creator Darren Star's adaptation of Kim Gatlin's book Good Christian Bitches, about a divorced mother of two moving back to the Park Cities. Right now, the working title is GCB -- and that's likely to change, since ... More >>

The Dallas Cowboys are Losing Pretty. But That's About to Change. Promise.

​I've had this feeling before. Oh, say, for example a couple of weeks ago before the 0-2 Dallas Cowboys played the Houston Texans. I thought it then and I believe it again: The Cowboys will win this week. In fact, the Cowboys will beat the New York Giants by 10 points Monday night at Cowb ... More >>

Heads Up, Park Cities: Good Christian Bitches, Still Sans New Title, Is Headed to ABC

​That's the just-posted, very-latest exclusive from Deadline Hollywood, which earlier brought news that several networks were vying for Sex and the City creator Darren Star's adaptation of Kim Gatlin's semi(?)fictional tome about the Park Cities. Reports Nellie Andreeva:I hear ABC's new chief Paul ... More >>

Sex and the Park Cities: Looks Like Good Christian Bitches Is Headed to Network TV

​Somewhere under a pile of books in the office is a copy of Park Cities author Kim Gatlin's Good Christian Bitches, which I may finally have to read based upon this Deadline Hollywood exclusive: Darren Star -- creator and exec producer of, among others, Sex and the City and Melrose Place -- has AB ... More >>

Whitt's End (Fish's Tales?) 7.16.10

​Whether you're at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End (Fish's Tales?): *A note from Rangers Ballpark: LeBron James fell out of the upper deck while reaching for more attention. *If police have this right, the mayor of Coppell leaves notes scattered a ... More >>

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work -- Too Much Work, Too Little Joan

Dwarfed by the Cowboys' New Stadium, the Rangers Spiffy Up Their Park

Picking Cotton

Texas-OU is great and all, but what about the Cotton Bowl's other 51 Saturdays a year?

Miss Jackson May Be Sick, But She's Still Nasty. In A Good Way, We Think.

Redskins 26, Cowboys 24: From the Couch

Mark Cuban: What Bailout?

Could The Upcoming LL Cool J And Janet Jackson Dallas Date Be Both Acts' Last? Probably Not. But Still...

Big-Screen Sex and the City Is A Poor-Man's Knockoff

After 25-plus Years of Debauchery, Al Jourgensen Has Decided to Shut Down His Ministry

Sailing Gracefully

Beauty is in Ainsworth's punch lines

And Your New (Update: Deputy) Mayor Pro Tem Is ...

We're Getting a Facelift!

Skin-Deep

If you have the money, life as a MILF can be purchased at the mall

Flaming Lips

Seasoned Premiere

See Desperate Housewives at Firehouse

Vampires of Moscow

The Luce-y Show

With The Women, CTD tests the Clare-voyance of a 1930s single-sex comedy

Smooth Operator

On Thin Ice

After giving fans the cold shoulder, can hockey win us back?

Letters

Make Believe

Skip It

This holiday movie will make you very, very Krank-y

Blues States

Singing it loud and proud at WaterTower; Echo trio tries red-hot political comedy

Letters

I'll Sleep, Period

Mike Hodges follows up Croupier with a somnambulistic crime drama

The Sweaty Hereafter

Pandora to open in Purgatory

Wrong Wayans

Do the right thing: Avoid White Chicks in bad masks

Bang a Gong

Music is a must on the menu at Django

Road Chew

For the most part, this Tucker stays on track

Freaky Lindsay

A Teenage Drama Queen with sass and style, go figure

The Italian Job

DTC's Accidental Death makes crooked cops funny; at the Bath House, Unseen should remain so

To Buy Good Looks

Death Visits the Kimbell

The Quest keeps the cash registers ringing

Velvet Revolver

"Set Me Free" (Decca)

Best Steak

Fleming's Prime Steakhouse & Wine Bar

Best Spa

Aqua Spa

Love stinks -- yeah, yeah

Nothing says Valentine's Day like Botox injections