I actually love the way news pops up in The Dallas Morning News. I pick up the paper every single morning and feel as though I'm visiting a foreign city for the first time. Every story, even the most mundane, is a forehead-slapper, because I have no idea what they're talking about.Today, for example. A story tells me
that something called the Dawson State Jail on Commerce Street by the Trinity River is "standing in the way" of something called "Trinity River entertainment plans."
Wait a minute.