Canadian Football League

  • Blogs

    September 1, 2009

    Canadian Pacman

    R.I.P. Take a coat.​I have two words to say about Pacman Jones settling for a one-year contract with the Winnipeg  Blue Bombers of the Canadian Football League: Effin. Hilarious. The Cowboys may go 0-16 this year. But it won't be because of delusional distractions like Pacman. Jon ... More >>

  • News

    August 6, 2009
  • Blogs

    June 2, 2008

    Lost & Found: That Idiot Kicker

    Now the greatest kicker in all of Canada. We know kickers are a weird breed. Not in an immoral FLDS compound kinda way. But just a little off, ya know? Watch them in their natural habitat – isolated from real football – and you come away scratching your head as if it just dawned on you t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 17, 2007

    A Setback in Quincy Carter's Latest Comeback

    We just traded our Quincy Carter rookie card for a package of Ding-Dongs. Had the munchies. A month ago, Richie wrote a column for the paper version of Unfair Park about the, ahem, comeback of former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Quincy Carter, currently pitching for the Bossier-Shreveport BattleWings ... More >>

  • News

    April 12, 2007

    Amazing Disgrace

    Quincy Carter's fall from America's Team to Shreveport sideshow

  • News

    December 7, 2006

    Kicking and Screaming

    Cowboys' foot remains Achilles' heel

  • Film

    September 14, 2006

    The Longest Yawn

    Heavily padded football movie hits all the familiar notes

  • Blogs

    August 14, 2006

    Quarterback of the Future of the Past

    Yeah, I really miss Chad Hutchinson--especially that winning grin that asked, "Exactly how do you a throw a football?" Tony Romo threw the crap outta the football on Saturday night. Quarterback of the future; you read it here first or thereabouts. Course, I think I said the same thing about Chad Hut ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 25, 2006

    Quincy and the Career Autopsy

    In wow-he-must-really-suck news, Quincy Carter got cut yesterday from the Montreal Alouettes less than a week into the team's training camp. And the former Cowboys QB isn't taking it lying down or toking up: "This is a insult," he said Wednesday, just after the Canadian Football League tea ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 19, 2006

    The Other Drew

    Says here Drew Henson oughta be considered as the Dallas Cowboys' quarterback of the future. Why? Because he's gone 5-3 during his stint as QB for the Rhein Fire in NFL Europe, throwing nine TDs and three picks. Sounds about right for a Cowboys QB these days; the bar's low, after all. Fact is, I dou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 5, 2006

    Jack Klugman Smokes Pot??

    No, actually, it's your other favorite Quincy. As in Quincy Carter, the former Dallas Cowboys quarterback who led the team to the playoffs in 2003 only to be surprisingly and mysteriously cut six days into 2004 training camp. As with most transactions not involving Terrell Owens, Cowboys management ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 4, 2006
  • News

    July 19, 2001

    The Player

    Dallas' T.J. Cloutier may be the best tournament poker player in the world--even though he's never won the "big one." You can bet on it.

  • Culture

    July 22, 1999

    Born again

    The Texas-Louisiana league claims it's about to resurrect the Fort Worth Cats

  • Culture

    October 30, 1997

    Passed up

    Cowboys QB Jason Garrett doesn't deserve to be a backup all his life

  • Culture

    January 11, 1996

    Boo, hiss

    Pocket Sandwich Theatre's latest audience-participation epic evokes tired jeers

  • Culture

    June 15, 1995

    Pole-tossers in skirts

    It takes a big man to make it on the pro Scottish Festival circuit