Cheerios

MILF Police Come To Town

Hello, Baby

Dirk: The Big Germane

Angela Hunt Has Your Bunny

Mommie dearest

Why I'm trading my typewriter for diapers and drool cloths

More bang for the Lira

La Dolce Vita steeps penny-pinching in romance and taste

Heavy metal

Abstraction doesn't takethe bite out of thesecreepy machines

God Save the Scene

Plus: Smells Like Indie Spirit

Smells Like Indie Spirit

Music that made the world safe for the word "alternative" again.

Coming Down

A "routine" shuttle descent winds up stunning Space City

Science Friction

Plus: Q&A with Deborah Norville

California Dreaming

Los Angeles artists bring their defiantly difficult work to Dallas

On The Range: Guisado

What's in a name? Unless I miss my guess, the guy who first coined the expression must have been thinking about guisado, a Mexican branch of the stew family. Why is this the case? You can answer the question by trying a simple experiment. Think about beef stew. What images does it evoke? If y ... More >>

Veggie Guy: Kellogg's Broke My Heart...Those Bastards

​Kellogg's just ripped my heart out, slammed it to the dirt, then proceeded to stomp the hell out of it with a seven-inch stiletto! Ok--high drama, but I'm seriously heartbroken about their recent de-veganizing of one of the best faux meat products on the market. For years, I used Kellogg's Mor ... More >>

The 2010 Big Tex Choice Awards Fries Up A New Batch of Artery-Clogging Eats, Beckoning State Fair-goers To Come And Get Their Grease On.

​Kellogg's just ripped my heart out, slammed it to the dirt, then proceeded to stomp the hell out of it with a seven-inch stiletto! Ok--high drama, but I'm seriously heartbroken about their recent de-veganizing of one of the best faux meat products on the market. For years, I used Kellogg's Mor ... More >>

Lance Rock Your Socks Off

​Kellogg's just ripped my heart out, slammed it to the dirt, then proceeded to stomp the hell out of it with a seven-inch stiletto! Ok--high drama, but I'm seriously heartbroken about their recent de-veganizing of one of the best faux meat products on the market. For years, I used Kellogg's Mor ... More >>

Tipping Point: It's Cheesy to Stiff For What A Server Can't Help

​I am good at working for free. That is not to say I am good at volunteer work. For one thing, I get bored bagging groceries at the Food Pantry. It's hard to feel good about what I'm doing when we run out of supplies and have nothing to give the late-comers but green beans and evaporated milk ... More >>

Because the Man Who Raised You Deserves More than a Tie

Father might know best, but he still gets crappy gifts.​My dad hates Father's Day. He hates making a fuss. He's one of those dads who thinks if you can't appreciate him every day, don't waste the effort on Father's Day. He's also one of those guys who says, "Oh, I don't need any presents. I ha ... More >>

Eating Crow and Looking Back at 2011 Music

Father might know best, but he still gets crappy gifts.​My dad hates Father's Day. He hates making a fuss. He's one of those dads who thinks if you can't appreciate him every day, don't waste the effort on Father's Day. He's also one of those guys who says, "Oh, I don't need any presents. I ha ... More >>