Subject: Cheetos

• Say, That Hits the Green Spot

  March 24, 2008

• Jim Schutze's Top 10 Highway Foods For Journalists On The Go

  Our resident political curmudgeon gets around. Between the office, city council meetings, back to the office, over to that proposed inland port, pausing to scoff at the site of Dallas' signature bridge and the road to nowhere then to the office once again for a quip-trading session with Wilonsky, he rarely pauses for a real sit down meal...unless it involves drive thru. What does this journalistic rapscallion eat? Here are Schutze's top 10 'meal on the road' suggestions:1. Cheetos (wipe steering

  December 22, 2008

• I was a headlessteenage zombie

  April 29, 1999

• Hey Buuuuuuddy

  July 10, 2008

• 5K Safari

  April 17, 2008

• Going for Broke

  NASCAR team owner Jeff Milburn might never win a race, but there's more to life than a checkered flag

  May 24, 2007

• At Screams Zombies Need Brains

  Things go ooglie-booglie in the night at haunted house Screams

  October 18, 2007

• Because I Got High

  June 14, 2007

• Follicle Rock

  June 21, 2007

• ĦAsk a Mexican!

  May 31, 2007

• Imaginary Fiends

  Mr. Marmalade, Lawrence & Holloman buddy up to the absurd; Parade's a main drag

  April 12, 2007

• All Apologies

  Hey, man. Dave's coming.

  August 17, 2006

• Shell Game

  Over the Hedge wants you to feel bad about what it's selling, which is everything

  May 18, 2006

• Playmakers

  Want to design video games? SMU's Guildhall can show you how, if you're willing to work like a dog.

  November 25, 2004

• Pitchfork's Progress

  The Internet's most popular music site comes of age--and gets in trouble

  July 1, 2004

• Hot House

  The Saffron House gets the gist but falters on the details

  October 2, 2003

• Far From Happy

  The year's best featured plenty of Sad White Guys

  January 2, 2003

• Game boy

  Sure, Troy can throw a ball, but can he shoot an ion cannon?

  April 13, 2000

• Dude Food: Jimmy John's

  Jimmy John'smultiple locationsDude Factor: 9, or Jerry Springer (paid for sex with a check), on a scale of 1 (Eliot Spitzer, resigned in shame after press conference) to 10 (Charles Barkley, returned triumphantly to TNT and T-Mobile endorsements)I'm gonna level with you bros. Unlike my Dude Food compatriot Jesse "The Human Trash Compactor" Hughey, I am what you might call a "picky eater"--as in, if you put vegetables on my sandwich, I will pick that shit off.Luckily for me, Jimmy John's has alw

  May 5, 2009

• Grapevine Uncorked

  September 17, 2009