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May 14, 2012
Your Comprehensive Guide to Band Names as Food
Using the Schrodinger equation, in conjunction with a quantum harmonic oscillator to efficiently fuse two non-sentient objects together, we here at DC9 at Night have created a giant-ass list. Please be cautious when reading, as prolonged exposure can lead to headaches, extreme diaphragm tensio ... More >>
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May 8, 2012
NHS Tavern's Cheeto-Crusted Mac & Cheese Is Evil. Creamy, Delicious Evil.
I wish I had never ordered the mac and cheese at Neighborhood Services Tavern. But there it was, beckoning me with its siren song from the bottom of the menu, listed under "$5 Sides": Cheeto-crusted mac and cheese. Cheetos have, in recent years, made their way onto my "Do Not Eat" list, but in m ... More >>
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March 26, 2012
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Oh, pink slime, where did it all go wrong? Your name alone is gross, your photo induces a gag reflex and, unfortunately, the image has been seared into our brains (for now, anyway). And now grocery stores -- including Walmart, where just about everything goes there -- are banishing you. Sorry, kiddo ... More >>
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February 23, 2012
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December 14, 2011
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October 24, 2011
Before Anthony Bourdain Visits Dallas, He Chats with City of Ate About Bad Food Critics and Evil Truffle Oil
Anthony Bourdain comes to Dallas this Thursday, visiting the Majestic Theater to share what will no doubt be candid and curse-filled insights into his life's work, travels and food. Since City of Ate is sponsoring the event, I spoke to Bourdain recently, asking about his new show, the food sc ... More >>
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February 1, 2011
If Security at Super Bowl's Anything Like the Clampdown at the Downtown Sheraton ...
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August 27, 2010
Top 5 and Bottom 5 School Cafeteria Lunches From The Good Ol' Days
Kids are back in school, which means their summer diet of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and Mountain Dew is giving way to ... black bean burgers and hummus? What the what? In our day, school lunches were composed of compressed mystery meat, gubment cheese and sugar. We'd have laughed the lunch lady right ... More >>
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August 13, 2010
Rockets, Hookahs and Flamin' Hot Cheetos: Lighting A Fire At QuakeCon 2010
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August 4, 2010
Eat Local! Eat Cheetos!
The death of Cheez Doodles creator Morrie Yohai last week spawns this New York Times piece today about the myriad other cheese-flavored snacks available, well, everywhere. And it reminds us of another great inventor: Charles Elmer Doolin, the father of Frito and the creator of the Cheeto:Througho ... More >>
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July 29, 2010
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The death of Cheez Doodles creator Morrie Yohai last week spawns this New York Times piece today about the myriad other cheese-flavored snacks available, well, everywhere. And it reminds us of another great inventor: Charles Elmer Doolin, the father of Frito and the creator of the Cheeto:Througho ... More >>
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June 17, 2010
Pint-Sized Foodies
The death of Cheez Doodles creator Morrie Yohai last week spawns this New York Times piece today about the myriad other cheese-flavored snacks available, well, everywhere. And it reminds us of another great inventor: Charles Elmer Doolin, the father of Frito and the creator of the Cheeto:Througho ... More >>
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May 18, 2010
Taj Mahal Imports: East Meets West, and the West is Very Happy
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May 17, 2010
Carlos Quintanilla's Found a New Delicious Target For Protest: Plano-Based Frito-Lay
Now might be a good time to go back and read Megan Feldman's '06 profile of Carlos QuintanillaOooh, just got a press release about an "informational protest" scheduled from 4-6 afternoon at a 7-Eleven close to my house -- the one at Marsh and Forest Lanes, to be precise, as it's apparently "the l ... More >>
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March 23, 2010
Dude Food: New York Sub
Photos by Patrick MichelsAt New York Sub they love anything about New York, or any other state.New York Sub3411 Asbury St.University Park214-522-1070Dude Factor: 7, or Ghost Busters on a scale of 1 (hunter green Slanket) to 10 (You'd Butter Believe It!)The ad guys who dreamed up that "Y ... More >>
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September 17, 2009
Grapevine Uncorked
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May 5, 2009
Dude Food: Jimmy John's
Jimmy John'smultiple locationsDude Factor: 9, or Jerry Springer (paid for sex with a check), on a scale of 1 (Eliot Spitzer, resigned in shame after press conference) to 10 (Charles Barkley, returned triumphantly to TNT and T-Mobile endorsements)I'm gonna level with you bros. Unlike my Dude Food co ... More >>
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December 22, 2008
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