Dave Barry

Double Your Funny, Guaranteed

This Week, Dallas Convention Center was Your One-Stop "Security" "Solutions" Headquarters

Photos by Patrick MichelsAnd these were just the cameras they told you were there.​The Dallas Convention Center was easily the safest place in town this week, as the 56th annual ASIS International seminar had the run of the place, with a showroom full of the latest toys you'd need to spy on the ba ... More >>

Get Lost

It'd Be Cool if this sequel were any good

Rag 'Em Up

Ain't missin' this

Barry Bad

Sonnenfeld's comic caper is no Trouble at all

Amused to Death

How will Hollywood react now that real life is more terrifying than fiction?

Letters

Bombs Away; Our Rotund Reporter; A Bridge Too Far-out

Book 'em

Separating the wheat from the chaff in this year's crop of rock-and-roll tomes

Night & Day

March 4 - 10, 1999

Power lines

Jimmy Webb wrote one of the greatest songs ever, but don't tell him that