David Beckham

  • Dining

    January 2, 2014
  • Blogs

    February 6, 2012

    Top 10 Super Bowl Commercials Starring Food

    This year, like most years, the multi-million-dollar-slinging advertising competition known as the Super Bowl was largely dominated by those in the motor vehicle category. But if you were paying close attention, somewhere between the David Beckham ogling, flipping back and forth from the Super Bowl ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 6, 2012

    The Most Exciting (Non-Football) Super Bowl Moments!

    TEXANS CELEBRATE AMERICA - Neither of the pre-game patriotic performances achieved Whitney Houston-level kudos, but both were delivered tastefully and capably. Lindale's Miranda Lambert did some nice harmonizin' with her hubby on "America the Beautiful," and Burleson's Kelly Clarkson shared her Nati ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 15, 2010

    First the Texas Rangers. Now FC Dallas?!

    Last month your Texas Rangers finally made it to baseball's World Series. Hasn't been quite as long of a wait, but FC Dallas is at last in soccer's MLS Cup. With a 3-0 victory over the Los Angeles Galaxy Sunday night, FC Dallas won Major League Soccer's Western Conference and earned a spot in Sunda ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 25, 2010

    David Beckham Plays Lingerie Football For Team No Pants Against FC Dallas

    Via JezebelPants on Becks: now you see them. After the jump? Not so much.​A little part of me dies inside every time another Lingerie Football League slide show graces the virtual pages of our paper product, but I understand that the unabashed ogling of scantily clad women is now, more than ever, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2009

    The Hottest Male Athletes According to Females

    Second in a very sporadic, yet nonetheless fascinating series by Dallas Observer staff writers Merritt Martin/Megan Feldman. Ladies, as always, mi casa es su casa ... You've been waiting haven't you? We knew you wanted it, but c'mon, we had to make you yearn. It was a tease, all in good fun ... and ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 28, 2008

    FC Dallas Could Lose Its Most "Dallas" Player, Kenny Cooper

    Kenny Cooper Yesterday, FC Dallas forward Kenny Cooper scored two goals in two minutes on his way to embarrassing the David Beckham-led L.A. Galaxy 4-0 in Frisco. Today comes word that Cooper, a beloved native son, may have played his last game for the Hoops. Really, you can’t blame him. Norway ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 24, 2008
  • Blogs

    May 20, 2008

    Lose to Beckham = Lose Your Gig

    Avery Johnson, you've got company. On the heels of an embarrassing 5-1 loss to David Beckham and the Los Angeles Galaxy before a record crowd at Pizza Hut Park last Sunday, FC Dallas general manager Michael Hitchcock has just fired head coach Steve Morrow. Morrow will be replaced by fourth- ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 13, 2008

    Becks Comes Back

    Can we play Hoops around the Galaxy?

  • Blogs

    February 13, 2008

    Three Dots and a Cloud Of Dust …

    Eric Dickerson's mentioned somewhere in this item, and in a nice way. Hard to top last week, when we said goodbye to two assholes (Bill Belichick and Bobby Knight) and hello to a hero (Nolan Ryan). Today, however, could be just as delicious as sports climbs atop Capitol Hill. NFL commish Roger Goode ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 15, 2008

    FC Dallas, Now Without a Star

    A short while ago FC Dallas announced it has moved its star player, Carlos Ruiz, to the Los Angeles Galaxy for a draft pick and allocation money. The speculation was that Ruiz was on the downhill slope of his career, and if the Hoops were ever going to get anything out of him, now was the time. The ... More >>

  • Music

    December 27, 2007
  • Blogs

    November 5, 2007

    H-O-O-P-S No!

    Another season, another first-round flame-out. Thanks to FC Dallas’ come-from-ahead loss to the Houston Dynamo Friday night, our teams’ playoff pratfalls continue to continue. Let’s see, the Cowboys, Mavericks, Stars, Desperados and now FC Dallas all failed to get out of the first round of the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 1, 2007

    "Did You Kill Bill Walsh?"

    In lieu of news, a couple of items from the gossip pages: Hey, FC Dallas, waytago -- you made Perez Hilton this morning! And David Beckham didn't even have to show. Go figure. And, mazel tov for making's video-clip pile this morning, Market News First! Your O.J. Simpson interview last nigh ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 30, 2007

    Screw It Like Beckham

    So, after days of speculation about the state of his poor sore ankle, David Beckham won't be in Frisco tomorrow night after all, when the Los Angeles Galaxy play FC Dallas in the SuperLiga tournament. "Obviously not going to Dallas with us," Galaxy coach Frank Yallop said today; so, that's that. So ... More >>

  • News

    July 19, 2007

    The Fab Fifty

    Or, half a hundred folks with way better seats than you

  • Blogs

    July 18, 2007
  • Blogs

    February 6, 2007

    Beckham Coming to Frisco. Richie, You Can Breathe Now.

    Yay. David Beckham should be here July 31. For some kind of tourney. Better than nothing. Richie's right: David Beckham won't be in Dallas (or Frisco, whatever) for a regular-season Major League Soccer game. But he is supposed to be in Dallas on July 31 for the inaugural SuperLiga tourney, which pit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 6, 2007

    Miss It Like Beckham

    Guess who ain't coming to Dallas. Yeah. This faux-hawked sumbitch. The 2007 Major League Soccer schedule is out, and I've got a two-word review: Rip. Off. All the hubbub over David Beckham coming to America, and just guess the only city that won't see him playing for the Los Angeles Galaxy during th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 25, 2007

    Seriously, Jesse, You Know How to Say "Klutz" in Spanish?

    David Beckham: Yes, but is he good for the Mexicans? Al Dia ran an interesting story yesterday about the arrival of David Beckham to the MLS, saying that his success here will depend largely on whether he can attract more Hispanic fans to MLS (don't forget that a large chunk of Beckham's contract wi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 17, 2007

    Can FC Dallas Bend it Like Beckham?

    What does David Beckham's signing to the MLS mean? Well, more people will go to at least one FC Dallas home game, duh. Interesting piece this morning on by soccer writer Grant Wahl on the signing of David Beckham to the MLS. Much has been written about Beckham's pending arrival in the States ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 11, 2007

    Commit or Quit

    Richie thinks Norv Turner might make a good head coach for Your Cowboys. Friends of Unfair Park, discuss. David Beckham is coming. Barbaro is going. And, thanks to Bill Parcells, Your Dallas Cowboys are stuck smack-dab in the middle of nowhere. Should the 65-year-old asshole (now there's a mental i ... More >>

  • Film

    May 6, 2004

    Crouching Forward, Hidden Goalie

    Stephen Chow's kung fu/soccer spoof is fun, sort of

  • Music

    February 5, 2004

    The Band Who

    Not Radiohead. Not Coldplay. Not Oasis. Just Travis, and that's fine.

  • Best of Dallas

    September 25, 2003