My relationship with Dallas before June 12, 2011, was tenuous. I got tattooed there with Dennis Rodman during the summer of 1994 and stayed for a week, but I was shit-faced the whole time. I visited for a few days during baseball's winter meetings in 2000, when A-Rod signed with the Texas Ran ... More >>
10. As we suspected, Portland's team is pretty salty. But their fans suck. Booing Mark Cuban is cool. Throwing shit at him is lame. 9. The Mavs are the NBA's best road team the last two regular seasons, but they're now 2-14 in their last 16 playoffs games away from the American Airlines Cen ... More >>
Welcome to My First Show, where we give bands a chance to talk about the first shows they ever attended -- no matter how uncool and embarrassing those tales may be. Joel Buchanan and a robot. Guess which is which.If you happened into Fallout Lounge on a Friday night a few years ago, chances wer ... More >>
When Dennis Rodman graduated South Oak Cliff High School he was 5-foot-8 and he'd never really played organized basketball. Years later he wore a wedding dress to marry himself. And he was once suspended for kicking a photographer in the crotch. Throw in two Defensive Player of the Ye ... More >>
Unless you're spending Super Bowl Sunday with Dennis Rodman in a hot tub at the Silver City parking lot or joining the throngs of obnoxious drunks at Hooters, you'll probably be watching the game in the comfort and safety of your home or a friend's house. For those hosting a watching party o ... More >>
About 90 minutes after this pic, Josh Hamilton went deep to start a Rangers' romp in The Bronx10. How dominant was Cliff Lee tonight? I sat in the right-field seats of Yankee Stadium in the middle innings and I swear fans were wildly cheering foul balls managed by Nick Swisher. Any contact ... More >>
I officially grew old yesterday afternoon. Once you've seen the rise and fall of a sports stadium, you've officially, um, been around the block. I remember a kinder, gentler era in Dallas when as a little punk I'd peer out the family Fury along I-35 and gaze in wonderment at The Sportatorium, ... More >>
Would the Bird Man make a good Wing Man?So you're having a beer at your favorite watering hole. Next thing you know, zombies. Through the door. Crashing in the windows. Falling from the ceiling. Purgatory-confined, blood-thirsty zombies. Everywhere. This hasn't happened to me in a while, but ... More >>
Patrick MichelsAfter speeding across the desert, dodging wildlife and the highway patrol, drivers in the cross-country Gumball 3000 Rally showed off their sick parking skills for a crowd of racing fans gathered outside the W Hotel last night.Dozens of folks, mostly kids with cameras, milled around o ... More >>
Good riddance to a bad arena that provided only mediocre moments
Remarkable journey takes Mavs from worst to--finally--first
Blinded by desperation, Cowboys refuse to see T.O. as B.S.
Diminutive Mavs coach gives New Orleans evacuees a huge lift
Loosen up and enjoy the ride at Paris Vendôme
Buzz looks back on 2001 and proves once again that the boy just ain't normal
Cupid's Cactus (Smells Like Records)
Snob Sister, Monster on the Loose, A Sow's Ear
Buzz hacks through the past in search of the cool cats and fools of the year that was
Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has reason to shout-his money and enthusiasm are resurrecting a dead team
Are Belo stupid or are we spiteful? Yes.
Premier Athletic Club
Very personal injury; Parrot squawk
Try, try again
The truth shall set you free; Trouble dribble
You need to talk to MTV's Jesse Camp like he needs another head in his hole
Sports
Just call these the Old 97's Observer Music Awards
Don't look a gift Bull in the mouth, but a win over Chicago doesn't mean a darned thing
Rodman TV biopic is as Bad as it can be
Kitchen Dog's scaled-down, gender-bending Tempest suffers from some pale performances
Meet Dallas literary agent Evan Fogelman, the brains behind the bodice-rippers
In Double Team, Van Damme shuts up and kicks ass--and Rodman doesn't foul out
In days of old, when nights were bold
Madonna isn't a failed icon; she's a failed artist
