Dennis Rodman

Men in Black Goes Back in Time, but You Still Get to Pay the 2012 Price

The Whore's Return: Before the Rematch, A LeBron Hater Rekindles His Love of Dallas

​My relationship with Dallas before June 12, 2011, was tenuous. I got tattooed there with Dennis Rodman during the summer of 1994 and stayed for a week, but I was shit-faced the whole time. I visited for a few days during baseball's winter meetings in 2000, when A-Rod signed with the Texas Ran ... More >>

Blazers 97, Mavericks 92: My Top 10 Observer-ations

​10. As we suspected, Portland's team is pretty salty. But their fans suck. Booing Mark Cuban is cool. Throwing shit at him is lame. 9. The Mavs are the NBA's best road team the last two regular seasons, but they're now 2-14 in their last 16 playoffs games away from the American Airlines Cen ... More >>

My First Show: Joel Buchanan Saw Dennis Rodman Join Pearl Jam at Reunion in '98

Welcome to My First Show, where we give bands a chance to talk about the first shows they ever attended -- no matter how uncool and embarrassing those tales may be. Joel Buchanan and a robot. Guess which is which.​If you happened into Fallout Lounge on a Friday night a few years ago, chances wer ... More >>

Dennis Rodman = Hall of Fame. Wait, Is It Still April 1?

​When Dennis Rodman graduated South Oak Cliff High School he was 5-foot-8 and he'd never really played organized basketball. Years later he wore a wedding dress to marry himself. And he was once suspended for kicking a photographer in the crotch. Throw in two Defensive Player of the Ye ... More >>

Package Deals Readied to Fill You Up for Super Bowl. Antacids Not Included.

​Unless you're spending Super Bowl Sunday with Dennis Rodman in a hot tub at the Silver City parking lot or joining the throngs of obnoxious drunks at Hooters, you'll probably be watching the game in the comfort and safety of your home or a friend's house. For those hosting a watching party o ... More >>

2010 ALCS Game 3 - Rangers 8, Yankees 0: My Top Observer-ations

About 90 minutes after this pic, Josh Hamilton went deep to start a Rangers' romp in The Bronx​10. How dominant was Cliff Lee tonight? I sat in the right-field seats of Yankee Stadium in the middle innings and I swear fans were wildly cheering foul balls managed by Nick Swisher. Any contact ... More >>

R.I.P, Reunion Arena: My Eulogy (Extended Remix Version).

I officially grew old yesterday afternoon. Once you've seen the rise and fall of a sports stadium, you've officially, um, been around the block. I remember a kinder, gentler era in Dallas when as a little punk I'd peer out the family Fury along I-35 and gaze in wonderment at The Sportatorium, ... More >>

The Top 10 Bodyguards in Case of Zombie Apocalypse

Would the Bird Man make a good Wing Man?So you're having a beer at your favorite watering hole. Next thing you know, zombies. Through the door. Crashing in the windows. Falling from the ceiling. Purgatory-confined, blood-thirsty zombies. Everywhere. This hasn't happened to me in a while, but ... More >>

Gumball 3000 Rally Makes a Pit Stop in Dallas

Patrick MichelsAfter speeding across the desert, dodging wildlife and the highway patrol, drivers in the cross-country Gumball 3000 Rally showed off their sick parking skills for a crowd of racing fans gathered outside the W Hotel last night.Dozens of folks, mostly kids with cameras, milled around o ... More >>

R.I.P. Reunion

Good riddance to a bad arena that provided only mediocre moments

With the Addition of Pacman Jones, Valley Ranch Has Become a Halfway House

Good riddance to a bad arena that provided only mediocre moments

Sports Notes Almost as Long as An 11-Run Sixth Inning

Good riddance to a bad arena that provided only mediocre moments

The Death of Desire

Good riddance to a bad arena that provided only mediocre moments

Tat's the Perfect Business For You

Good riddance to a bad arena that provided only mediocre moments

In Terrell We (Don't, No Way, Uh-Unh) Trust

Good riddance to a bad arena that provided only mediocre moments

Chumps to Champs

Remarkable journey takes Mavs from worst to--finally--first

Eyes Wide Shut

Blinded by desperation, Cowboys refuse to see T.O. as B.S.

Assist, Avery

Diminutive Mavs coach gives New Orleans evacuees a huge lift

Frenchie Flash

Loosen up and enjoy the ride at Paris Vendôme

SNAFU

Buzz looks back on 2001 and proves once again that the boy just ain't normal

Fuck

Cupid's Cactus (Smells Like Records)

Letters

Snob Sister, Monster on the Loose, A Sow's Ear

:cueless

Buzz hacks through the past in search of the cool cats and fools of the year that was

Hope and Glory

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has reason to shout-his money and enthusiasm are resurrecting a dead team

Rhode Outta Town

Are Belo stupid or are we spiteful? Yes.

Best Place to Work Out

Premier Athletic Club

Buzz

Very personal injury; Parrot squawk

Out Here

Try, try again

Buzz

The truth shall set you free; Trouble dribble

Whassup, Kennyman?

You need to talk to MTV's Jesse Camp like he needs another head in his hole

Buzz

You need to talk to MTV's Jesse Camp like he needs another head in his hole

Texas Monthly's Midlife Crisis

You need to talk to MTV's Jesse Camp like he needs another head in his hole

1998 Best of Dallas

Sports

Pulling punches

Sports

Vote the rock

Just call these the Old 97's Observer Music Awards

Reappearing act

Just call these the Old 97's Observer Music Awards

March Mav-ness

Don't look a gift Bull in the mouth, but a win over Chicago doesn't mean a darned thing

As the Worm turns

Rodman TV biopic is as Bad as it can be

Bleached out

Kitchen Dog's scaled-down, gender-bending Tempest suffers from some pale performances

Mr. Passion

Meet Dallas literary agent Evan Fogelman, the brains behind the bodice-rippers

Shoot to thrill

In Double Team, Van Damme shuts up and kicks ass--and Rodman doesn't foul out

Out There

In Double Team, Van Damme shuts up and kicks ass--and Rodman doesn't foul out

Buzz

In Double Team, Van Damme shuts up and kicks ass--and Rodman doesn't foul out

Cut to the chase

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Events for the week

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Blast from the past

In days of old, when nights were bold

Hello, Dallas! DART Light Rail is here

In days of old, when nights were bold

Buzz

In days of old, when nights were bold

Black and white

Madonna isn't a failed icon; she's a failed artist