Hello from Fun Fun Fun Fest, where everyone is far too cool for flannel and the bike parking is the first thing to hit capacity! Maybe that's just hello from Austin. Either way: 3:20 p.m. The centerpiece of the festival is a series of skate ramps that appear to be open to the skateboard-toting pub ... More >>
ABC News was slapped with a $1.2 billion defamation lawsuit this morning from Beef Products Inc. as a result of the networks' coverage of the great 2012 Pink Slime Shitstorm earlier this year. Oops, I'm sorry, it was the 2012 Lean Finely Textured Beef Shitstorm. The coverage, a result of a massive ... More >>
Surveying the great diva's checkered film career.
ABC NewsJon and Anna Usry and the family, right before ABC News stole all their stuffYesterday we watched ABC News's David Muir do Diane Sawyer's bidding and empty the Snow White Drive home of Jon and Anna Usry of everything not made in the U.S. and A. Though, as several Friends of Unfair Park no ... More >>
ABC NewsABC's David Muir, left, and Sharyn Alfonsi, right, with the Usrys of Snow White DriveSpoiler alert: Last night, Disney Street-ers Jon and Anna Usry and their two kids opened the doors of their house to World News with Diane Sawyer's David Muir, who promptly backed up the moving truck and ... More >>
Back at the end of January, the Dallas Safari Club sent out the head-scratchingest press release in the history of ever: Said the release, it won't tolerate companies using its conventions to sell "child sex tourism" as part of their "international hunting and fishing excursions." Who said what n ... More >>
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