In the wake of his infuriating, game-losing Texas two-stub Sunday night in New York, Cowboys' quarterback Tony Romo is in the middle of a familiar tug-o'-war. In this corner: Supporters who claim he's an elite player who simply, spectacularly goofed up trying to aggressively make ... More >>
In his first NFL action in almost two years, Jon Kitna immediately served notice of one thing Monday night at Cowboys Stadium: When starting quarterback Tony Romo went down with a broken collar bone, the Cowboys' season swirled down the toilet with him. Kitna's stats don't look awful: 16 of ... More >>
The Washington Redskins suck. Furthermore, they were playing without running back Clinton Portis, tight end Chris Cooley, two starting offensive linemen and stud defensive playmaker Albert Haynesworth. That's what makes yesterday's 7-6 escape by the Dallas Cowboys so damn fugly. A ... More >>
Okay, not really. But we can dream, right? Because if Pacman Jones did get his own show with The Ticket's informative and entertaining Bob Sturm and Dan McDowell, the corrupt Cowboy returning to practice at Valley Ranch today would mysteriously fall on hard times and ... More >>
Or, half a hundred folks with way better seats than you
How much do you think a Quincy Carter rookie card's worth, anyway? "Thanks for calling Mud Bugs hockey. How may I direct your call?" Uh-oh. It's nearly always ominous when your first attempt to find a former Dallas Cowboys quarterback leads you to a minor-league hockey team based in Shreveport. Yes, ... More >>
Even Buzz finds something to smile about in 2006
Duh, Cowboys' prima donna isn't worth the trouble
Cowboys tiptoeing line between super and stupor
Our fear of the unknown appears unfounded. So far.
Daniel Folmer wants you to wear headphones but stop watching football
You get the sense from the new Sports Illustrated that Jerry Jones wanted T.O. to B.L.O.W. when he signed him as a Cowboy. As expected, all things considered, the new issue of Sports Illustrated has a feature about the Dallas Cowboys' week that was; something to do with T.O.'s O.D. one week ago toda ... More >>
Really, does this look like a guy who wants to kill himself? As expected, Terrell Owens just addressed the media at Valley Ranch and claimed he didn't attempt suicide. He never said he was depressed, never swallowed 35 pills, never got his stomach pumped and, furthermore, plans on playing Sunday at ... More >>
In his last two stops, Terrell Owens has driven quarterbacks, coaches and fans crazy. After exactly two days of Dallas Cowboys training camp here in Oxnard, California, there's evidence his presence is already pushing coach Bill Parcells to the brink of insanity. In a fascinating, frustrating ... More >>
Where would we be without these powerful peeps? In the fetal position, craving sports.
Don't look now, but it's sports' biggest waste of time
Blinded by desperation, Cowboys refuse to see T.O. as B.S.
Cowboys fanatic nearing final whistle
Domineering dunce is dumbing down Dallas
Tyson Thompson's dash from shattered dreams to fantasy teams
Diminutive Mavs coach gives New Orleans evacuees a huge lift
Even in June, the Cowboys' quarterback situation is a laugh riot