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Elisha Cuthbert

  • Blogs

    October 27, 2009

    Bang For Your Buck? The Worst Contracts in the History of Dallas/Fort Worth That I Can Think Off the Top of My Head.

    ​Jerry Jones signing DeMarcus Ware to a 6-year, $78 million contract is probably going to pay off in the long room. Ware is a good person, a great player and - barring something terribly unforeseen - a decent bargain. One thing Jerry's proven over his tenure is that he isn't afraid to ov ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 3, 2008

    Sean Avery Got Suspended? For What?!

    "Sloppy seconds"? That's all he said? You're shitting me, right?I could've sworn Sean Avery played professional hockey, not pre-school hopscotch.Avery, signed by the Dallas Stars to be a well-dressed, sharp-tongued agitator, was suspended indefinitely by the NHL last night for daring to utter a phra ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 3, 2008

    Star on Ice, or: Trying to Put Sean Avery's Suspension in Context

    Below, as you can see, we've added the video containing the, um, sloppy remarks for which Dallas Star Sean Avery received his indefinite suspension last night from National Hockey League commissioner Gary Bettman. Meanwhile, back in New York, Newsday's Arthur Staples is among those calling out the c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 2, 2008

    Sean Avery Really Should Keep His Mouth Shut About "Sloppy Seconds"

    Sean Avery, for a long while we thought your boorishwacky antics were adorable! Alas, turns out that the National Hockey League isn't so enamored -- because, moments ago, the league indefinitely suspended the Dallas Star for referring to a former flame, Old School co-star Elisha Cuthbert, as his "sl ... More >>

  • News

    November 13, 2008

    Sean Avery, In Vogue

    The enforcer brings his unique blend of ferocity and fashion to the Dallas Stars

  • Blogs

    July 7, 2008

    Sean Avery Likes to Be Both "Manly As Possible" and "A Little Bit Feminine"

    Sean Avery and his ex, Elisha Cuthbert Really, the Dallas Stars' acquisition of Sean Avery last week will go down as the Best Thing to Happen to Local Sports since, oh, Alex Rodriguez got married here in 2002, aw. Today, the Canadian National Post ran a Q&A with the Stars' brand-new agitator, in whi ... More >>

  • Home Entertainment

    January 17, 2008
  • Film

    August 31, 2006
  • Blogs

    July 19, 2006
  • Blogs

    March 23, 2006

    Young and the Restless

    I've only seen her on TV, but I wouldn't require a personal interview and authorized head-to-toe-measurements before I agreed to marry Elisha Cuthbert. I'm pretty confident we'd live, like, happily ever after. So why is it that NFL teams are so damned picky about college players like Vince Young? T ... More >>

  • Culture

    November 1, 2001

    Hell of a Long Day

    24 has been the most talked-about show of the season and for all the wrong reasons

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