Okay, not really. But we can dream, right? Because if Pacman Jones did get his own show with The Ticket's informative and entertaining Bob Sturm and Dan McDowell, the corrupt Cowboy returning to practice at Valley Ranch today would mysteriously fall on hard times and ... More >>
www.bobanddan.com If you see Dan McDowell, left, and Bob Sturm coming, run the other way. Drew Bledsoe didn't; look what happened to him. Fonzie, yer next. According to popularity polls, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram and totally illogical thinking, Tony Romo will today be officially named the Dallas ... More >>
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Who needs a pitcher when you don't have a catcher?
Gabe--Kapler, not Kotter--returns, but what does that mean for the Chad?
Love it when a plan comes together? Not so fast. Sure, they've got A-Rod and I-Rod, but what about Rusty Greer hitting leadoff, Tim Crabtree closing, and Johnny Oates acting human? John Gonzalez goes to Texas Rangers spring training to look for answers.
The Rangers have their worst season in years. The reaction? Ho hum, wait till next year.
For injured star rookie Ruben Mateo, the only certainty is his comeback isn't a sure thing
The Rangers and their fans continue to see the team's glass as half full