Subject: Gatorade

• Gatorade Gullibility

  January 24, 2007

• Payton Place

  December 11, 2006

• Jet Off to the Moon

  May 20, 2008

• Allow Myself to Introduce ... Myself

  July 2, 2008

• Last Night: Roky Erickson At The Granada Theater

  October 5, 2008

• Old friends

  May 18, 1995

• Whitt's End 1.9.09

  Whether you're at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End: *First things first. If you plan to see this movie, or even think it looks remotely entertaining, please, leave these premises immediately. *Nothing official yet (UPDATE: Now it's official), but I hear Eric Nadel's new broadcast partner in the Texas Rangers' radio booth will be former Mavs' voice Dave Barnett. Which, to me, would be a splendid choice. *Toldja. *Dallas Stars' icon Mike Modano earned h

  January 9, 2009

• Summer season

  July 13, 1995

• Compulsive childbirth

  December 7, 1995

• Girls on Girls: The Hottest Female Athletes According to Females

  Okay, let's try something different. Something titillating. Since Observer staff writers Merritt Martin and Megan Feldman almost never get in a cat fight that spills over into the mud-wrestling pit, they instead want to entertain us visually-stimulated, testosterone-saturated dorks with their own list. Couple of months ago I gave you my ranking of the hottest female athletes ever. Now the girls want to weigh in on their favorite girls. Objections? Didn't think so. Since they're both too s

  January 13, 2009

• Aiming low

  January 11, 1996

• Cajun quest

  July 25, 1996

• Off the Short Bus

  Steve Fleming fought to make his Special Olympians equal, and that got him torched

  September 13, 2007

• Riverdance-ing by the Numbers

  March 2, 2006

• Footbawl

  This girl's got no game—or legs

  March 8, 2007

• Anna Nirvana

  Falling in Love-40 with a tennis temptress

  November 30, 2006

• Cat and Souse

  Maggie and Brick try to pull a big one over on Big Daddy at DTC

  October 26, 2006

• Boshketball

  Dallas hoops legend comes home to spread good in the 'hood

  September 28, 2006

• Eight Is Enough

  Long before he was canonized, Troy Aikman was comical. Who knew?

  February 9, 2006

• Spike Dance

  The Hunt Oil people were shakin' their booties at City Hall last week

  October 27, 2005

• G.I. Jerk

  Phil Haberman claims he fought with special forces in Iraq, but he's about as real as Rambo

  September 1, 2005

• Moody Mavs

  For a team headed to the playoffs, Nellie's group is a schizo bunch

  April 8, 2004

• Godspeed, Goodspeed

  Plus: John Cocktoastin'; Kick ASSCAR

  April 8, 2004

• This Week's Day-By-Day Picks

  March 4, 2004

• I Got Skillz

  The Mavs were scouring Hoop-It-Up for real players. Look no further.

  June 28, 2001

• You Will Love It

  Josie doesn't pussyfoot around: You're being brainwashed by pop

  April 12, 2001

• Buzz

  March 21, 1996

• Bigger, louder

  With 1,000 times the budget for his sequel, Robert Rodriguez comes out with guns a-blazin'

  August 24, 1995

• Redundancy factor

  'Boys are cranky-- and that's good

  January 5, 1995

• Wings Of Charity

  May 7, 2009

• Mavericks-Nuggets: A Requiem in 5 Predictable Parts

  No Jason Terry. No Gatorade dump. Hindsight, they say, is 20/20. Sometimes, unfortunately, so is foresight. On Friday, May 1 I picked the Denver Nuggets to eliminate the Dallas Mavericks in five games. Last night it came to pass, in the form of Nuggets 124, Mavs 110. Dirk Nowitzki was as gritty as he was great. But Jason Terry never arrived, Josh Howard spent the series hobbling and the Mavericks had no answers for Denver's relentless energy and superior athleticsm. And, lest we

  May 14, 2009