George Costanza

  • Blogs

    February 22, 2013

    Reviewer Card Makes a Critic Out of all of Us

    Casually drop that you're a power Yelper while you dine at a restaurant, and undoubtedly your service will improve. Perhaps an extra cocktail will come your way. And ah, is that a free dessert? Of course some of us aren't as forward as others. It can be hard saying out loud that you're a force to b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 19, 2011

    Over The Weekend: Carolina Chocolate Drops at the Granda Theater

    Carolina Chocolate Drops, The Fox & The Bird, Mikldrive Granada Theater September 16, 2011 Better than: having my concert hopes dashed due to rain (Sorry, Explosions in the Sky ticket-holders).Carolina Chocolate Drops​ When at their best, concerts are far more than a simple equation of an arti ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 24, 2011
  • Blogs

    May 21, 2009

    10 Questions: Scott Gottlich of Bijoux

    He and his wife, Gina, have raked in much deserved stars and awards and verbal fanfare since they opened Bijoux. The Dallas native began his career in California, however. Gottlich headed west after graduating from Johnson and Wales to work in a French restaurant. From there, it was off to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 22, 2009

    The Top 10 People I'd Like To See Disappear From My Sports TV

    True story: Back in 2004 I was preparing to go to the Summer Olympics in Greece as a reporter for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. In preparation for what was potentially a hostile, dangerous, terroristy, post-9/11 environment, all Knight-Ridder newspaper chain employees headed overseas were requi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 12, 2009

    Dear Cynical Mavericks Fans: Ya Nevuh Know.

    Danny Bollinger What if he stays hot for four months? Could happen.Look, I can be as jaded as anyone. Cynical. Smartassy. Surly. Down right skeptical. Especially - in case you haven't been paying attention - when it comes to the Dallas Mavericks. But tonight's last night's 93-89 victory in P ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 7, 2008

    Stealers 20, Cowbrrrs 13

    On a day when Wade Phillips looked like George Costanza stuffed in his Gortex coat and on a day when Tony Romo looked like Brad Johnson draped in his four turnovers, the Dallas Cowboys still looked like a playoff team. Until the final 12 minutes, that is. On a brutally Pittsburghish day, the C ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 4, 2008

    The Top 10 Sports Zingers I Can Think of Off the Top of My Head

    Not saying Sean Avery isn't an asshole. Or a horrible teammate. Or, for that matter, a room-wrecker the Dallas Stars should consider dumping.I'm just saying he shouldn't have been suspended - or worse, pending this afternoon's meeting with NHL poobah Gary Bettman in New York - merely for his "sloppy ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 10, 2008

    You Betcha: Week 7

    The Cowboys have played five games. Sportatorium has made five losing bets. Oh and friggin’ five! Who, oh who, could feel my pain? Is there anyone? Anyone out there who can empathize with my futility? Wait … George Costanza, is that you? “It’s not working, Jerry. How did it all t ... More >>

  • News

    August 24, 2006

    Fight Club

    The first rule about Evander Holyfield's age is that you do not talk about Evander Holyfield's age

  • Culture

    June 29, 2006

    Puck Rock

    Under the stars, a disco-era Dream; unpleasant peasants mar murky Les Miz

  • Culture

    December 16, 2004

    Hang on, Snoopy

    Good grief! Happiness is Charlie Brown at Theatre Three; Patsy Cline and Magi are magical, too.

  • Music

    February 19, 2004


    "We have mortgages, high cholesterol, and I swear I have arthritis in my fingers. Our sixth CD is due out this summer."

  • Culture

    January 15, 2004

    The Man Who Wasn't There

    Risk Theater finds get-up-and-Gogo in Godot; Other Half hoists a hefty Hedwig

  • News

    October 30, 2003

    Tattoo You

    Plus: Are You in or Out?; In the Army Now

  • Culture

    September 5, 2002

    Class Dismissed

    A Class Act at Theatre Three starts with a bad premise and ends on a sour note

  • Calendar

    September 13, 2001

    TV or Not TV

    At least there's less junk this year

  • Culture

    July 26, 2001

    Ball Boys

    The return on this Bonds: a lot of interest, very little payoff

  • Film

    December 14, 2000

    Sneakin' a Peek

    Jason Alexander shows us a winning coming-of-age tale through a keyhole

  • Film

    May 14, 1998

    Mastering a new domain

    Larry David brings his Seinfeld-ian perspective to film