Four years ago, a Texas Department of Criminal Justice guest by the name of George Morgan filed for a habeas corpus proceeding, which the state asked the court to dismiss. Morgan didn't take kindly to that, and in response to the state of Texas's request, Morgan sent to Assistant Attorney General Susan San Miguel a letter that he'd penned on toilet paper, as he'd clearly run out of stationary by that point. The missive read, quite simply, "Dear Susan, Please use this to wipe your ass, that argum
