It's a classic Valentine's Day dilema -- you've planned ahead, made the sweeping gestures, made eyes across a white tablecloth and now you're ready to express yourself with some good old fashioned parts-rubbing. Whatever you do, don't play any of these records.
Seth Rogen takes his Centrum Silver in The Guilt Trip.
A Dallas businessman, who for some unfathomable reason is choosing to stay anonymous, told an East Texas TV station that he has several photos of "a bigfoot," taken in Shelby County and just outside Dallas. (The video above comes from KLTV.com-Tyler, Longview, Jacksonville, Texas | ETX News.) The m ... More >>
Every couple'a months, a truly transcendental holiday comes along. One that crosses religious and cultural boundaries, makes us take a firm step back, and realize just how thankful we all should be - for merlot. And chardonnay. And Pinot noir and Franzia and, hell, even Boone's Farm - whateve ... More >>
A gift for the constipated mom who likes gnats.She boned someone, got super fat, made your whole body from scratch and then successfully shot you out of her lady parts. And to thank your mother for all that, you give her a Hallmark card and call it even? No. No, you do not. You're an adult n ... More >>
Hey single fellows, got big plans for this weekend? If not, then we're here to save you from a weekend (and Monday) that will be dominated by four-course candlelit dinners, pink champagne, and annoying Hallmark cards that play crappy songs like "Walking on Sunshine." And as much as you might wa ... More >>
Jack HarnerBecause romantic sports metaphors never go out of style.Valentine's Day. It's about love and romance and red dye #5. It's about making your sweetheart feel special. But, more than that, Valentine's Day is about trading gifts for lovin'. To make things easy this year, we've put together ... More >>
Consult Dr. Chuck Norris before giving anyone modified candy dispensers on Valentine's day.Valentine's Day is a zero-sum game. And I say that as someone who loves Valentine's Day, as someone who knows terms like "Hallmark holiday" and "Singles Awareness Day" are just the protests of the unhappy a ... More >>
Photos by Steven DoyleThis is what winning dumplings look like.Satisfying, delicious morsels of doughy goodness packed with intense flavors, various ground meats, and the heart-warming comfort of soup all rolled into one bite-sized dumpling. Any description of xiao long bao is destined to fall sh ... More >>
A Friend of Unfair Park, who's clearly in the holiday spirit, suggested we head back over to the White House's "A Red, White and Blue Christmas 2008" page, if only to check out local (and regional) pols' choice of ornaments hanging from the White House Christmas Tree. And, sure enough, there were a ... More >>
Take Mom on a Swiss tour
Saturday, December 23, at Gypsy Tea Room
Officer Terry Peters knows just about every hooker in town. And they love him--because he keeps them alive.
Noche Flamenca is for the people
Will Smith helps others find love, though probably not with this movie
Thanks to these CDs, it's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas
This tour keeps you in stitches
The Kimbell's got this mastered
Imagine all the people who think so
State walks away from breast-feeding case
Picks for the week of February 13-19
Dale Chihuly makes art for the masses. The masses deserve better.
To Daniel Sinker and those who live on Punk Planet, punk is more than a musical genre
Counting down the days 'til February
Pay It Forward's heavy-handed, saccharine message somehow goes down good
Bruckheimer's latest speaks loudly about race, but says nothing
Gifted | Nuvo
Rumors of De La Soul's imminent demise are proved untrue with the Art Official Intelligence series
Zac checks his Christmas list twice, finding out who's naughty and nice
The Contemporary British Painters exhibit soothes the critic's savage breast
Flipper flounders by being dull for adults and kids