Jack Sparrow

A Masterpiece on Canvas

Reduced-Salt Dogs

In the slick and handsome Pirates of the Caribbean, more is somehow less

Golden Age, Porcelain Throne

Cate camps it up for Queen Hard: With a Vengeance

Stage Booty

Cate camps it up for Queen Hard: With a Vengeance

Flick It

Your guide to summer's hottest films

Pirates: At Wit's End

It's time to throw Jack Sparrow overboard

Fool's Gold

The Pirates are back, and they're out to ransack your wallet

Freak Show

The Pirates are back, and they're out to ransack your wallet

This Week's Day-By-Day Picks

The Pirates are back, and they're out to ransack your wallet

Life, Liberty And The Pursuit Of A Good Wine Buzz

To paraphrase Patrick Henry, "if this be intoxication, make the most of it."If the thought of another 4th of July spent dodging toddlers brandishing sparklers like Jack Sparrow's sword leaves you craving something red, white and intoxicating, maybe a more grown-up celebration is in order this yea ... More >>

Dude Food: Carnival Fantasy

The "Jubilee" dining room on the Carnival Fantasy. I'll upload my own food pics, soon as I unpack the camera.​Carnival Fantasy1-888-CARNIVALDude Factor: 7, or Jack Sparrow, on a scale of 1 ("In The Navy"-era Village People) to 10 (Popeye the Sailor)Every time it came up in conversation that my fam ... More >>

Goonies Never Say Die!

The "Jubilee" dining room on the Carnival Fantasy. I'll upload my own food pics, soon as I unpack the camera.​Carnival Fantasy1-888-CARNIVALDude Factor: 7, or Jack Sparrow, on a scale of 1 ("In The Navy"-era Village People) to 10 (Popeye the Sailor)Every time it came up in conversation that my fam ... More >>

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Forget the fountain youth. Try euthanasia on this tired series.