Subject: Jason Witten

• Your Fantasy Is My Command

  August 1, 2006

• Game Won

  June 9, 2006

• What I Want to Know, Mr. Football Man

  August 29, 2007

• Tony Romo's Dating Wonder Woman?

  October 24, 2007

• Tony Romo Has $67 Million Reasons To Be Alive

  October 30, 2007

• Scattershooting … With All Due Respect

  November 15, 2007

• Romo to Owens to Witten

  November 21, 2007

• Cowboys 34, Packers 24

  November 29, 2007

• Merry Christmas, Cowboys

  December 10, 2007

• Thursday Afternoon Sports Smörgåsbord

  December 12, 2007

• Cowboys Go 'Top Model' at Anonymous Runway Exhibit

  December 15, 2007

• Jason Witten Needs Your Help

  December 26, 2007

• Um, People? That Ain't Tony Romo.

  January 7, 2008

• Dude. Dude. DUDE.

  January 7, 2008

• Oh, No, T.O.

  January 7, 2008

• A Giant Myth

  January 9, 2008

• It’s Okay, Relax, Nothing to See – or Feel – Here

  July 29, 2008

• Nastia Liukin and Jason Witten Play in New York Times' Sunday Magazine

  September 11, 2008

• Most Exciting First Half in Cowboys' MNF History?

  September 15, 2008

• Good News. Bad News. Part 2.

  September 15, 2008

• We Have Ourselves an Instant Classic

  September 15, 2008

• Redskins 26, Cowboys 24: From the Couch

  September 29, 2008

• Dallas Cowboys Are No. 1! At Least in Something.

  November 12, 2008

• Stealers 20, Cowbrrrs 13

  On a day when Wade Phillips looked like George Costanza stuffed in his Gortex coat and on a day when Tony Romo looked like Brad Johnson draped in his four turnovers, the Dallas Cowboys still looked like a playoff team. Until the final 12 minutes, that is. On a brutally Pittsburghish day, the Cowboys outplayed the Steelers until it mattered in a demoralizing 20-13 loss. Dallas led 13-3 and stopped Pittsburgh on fourth-and-goal from the 1 with 12:20 remaining. Rookie Tashard Choice was surp

  December 7, 2008

• One Thing Tony Romo Can't Fumble Away: The Top-Selling Sports Jersey

  Forbes this morning guesstimates that some half a million Tony Romo jerseys have been sold this year, would would make the Cowboys QB's No. 9 the top-selling top of 2008, even when you factor in baseball, basketball and that other sport that involves some kind of frozen liquid and a circle made of vulcanized rubber. Also on the Top 10 list of jerseys sold this year: Marion Barber (at N0. 8, with some 100,000 sold) and Terrell Owens, who brings up the rear at 75,000. Still, one must wonder if Jas

  December 12, 2008

• Video of the Week: That's My ... Sniffle ... Quarterback!

  Terrell Owens has had more passes thrown to him this season than Jason Witten. Terrell Owens was elected a team captain. But Terrell Owens, above all else, is the common denominator. Where there's locker-room smoke, there's always T.O.'s fire. If you're surprised by this week's shenanigans, you haven't been paying attention. Or, perhaps, you were actually fooled by a fool? - Richie Whitt

  December 12, 2008

• Whitt's End

  Whether you're at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End: *I got $1 for the first person who can show me - like Tony Romo did last week - any time that Terrell Owens has ever uttered the phrase: "This one's on me." Owens has every right to be jealous of Romo and Jason Witten because they're both something he's not: Humble. And likeable. *Since 2006 no NFL combo has produced more touchdowns than Owens-from-Romo. They have 33, well ahead of Plaxico Burres-f

  December 12, 2008

• Cowboys Have 5 Pro Bowlers Not Named Tony Romo

  The Dallas Cowboys' Pro Bowl representation dwindled from 11 players last year to 5 this afternoon. Will their win total similarly decline from 13 to 11? ... 10? ... 9?   Tight end Jason Witten, center Andre Gurode, nose tackle Jay Ratliff, linebacker DeMarcus Ware and right guard Leonard Davis were named to the NFC Pro Bowl squad. All but Davis are starters.   Last year the Cowboys had 11 players named to the team and two more added because of injuries.   The most gla

  December 16, 2008

• Home Field Advantage

  December 18, 2008

• Cowboys Are Back on Track

  With a gutsy win in Washington the Cowboys saved their season and restored our hope. Now what?

  November 20, 2008

• The Cowboys' Goals at Mid-season Are a Little Less Super

  October 30, 2008

• Giant Disgust with Dallas Cowboys

  Tony Romo and the Cowboys piss away a Super opportunity

  January 17, 2008

• ...and Thank You for Tony Romo

  'Tis the season to thank those who helped stuff our stockings with Tony Romo

  December 27, 2007

• You Said It

  "They cared enough to give sanctuary to the nameless, faceless, powerless among us."

  December 20, 2007

• 'Boys Fill Up the Pro Bowl

  December 13, 2007

• Smitten With Witten

  What's not to like about the best tight end in Cowboys history?

  December 13, 2007

• After the Draft: Projecting the Cowboys' 53-Man Roster

  Ugh.There's a minicamp at Valley Ranch this weekend, only three months before training camp in San Antonio and a mere 139 days until the Dallas Cowboys kick off their 2009 NFL season against the Buccaneers in Tampa. No better time to look into my crystal football and predict the team's opening-day roster. I guess at this point we have to assume Wade Phillips is going to be back? Right, then. Onward and upward. I'm not holding my breath for the winner of Michael Irvin's reality s

  April 28, 2009

• America's Game

  June 11, 2009

• The Dallas Cowboys' Final 53-Man Roster Will Look Like ...

  Let's not get greedy. For now we'd settle for a win in December.​This? Just hours before the first practice of training camp here at The Alamodome, I decided to doodle up what the Cowboys' final roster will look like come the Sept. 13th opener at Tampa Bay. It starts here. And ends up below. Clip 'n save, woncha? OFFENSE: QB: Tony Romo/ Jon Kitna/ Stephen McGee RB: Marion Barber/ Felix Jones/ Tashard Choice/ Deon Anderson WR: Roy Williams/ Patrick Crayton/ Miles Austin/ Sam Hurd/ 

  July 29, 2009

• Camp Cowboys Top 10 Observations: Day 2

  ​Send me your players and/or topics to watch and I'll, well, watch 'em. 10. Goofball or not, Martellus Bennett is a badass. He's got the biggest, softest, best hands on the team. Marty B doesn't catch. He plucks. Expect to see plenty two-tight end sets with him and Jason Witten 9. At 6-2, 322, offensive lineman Montrae Holland is built like SpongeBob SquarePants. 8. Noticed something about rookie kickoff specialist David Buehler. When he kicks to the right, he steps of

  July 30, 2009

• Hungry, Cowboys Fans? Here's Your Menu.

  ​Still about a month before the Dallas Cowboys finalize their roster for the 2009 season. Not so for their new flagship radio station, which has most of its broadcast team already set. Told you a while back that the in-game trio of Brad Sham, Babe Laufenberg and Kristi Scales would return. Now I'm hearing that 105.3 The Fan will air a three-hour pre- and a three-hour post-game show. Who'll host what and when?

  August 3, 2009

• My Top 10 Observations From Cowboys 30, Titans 10, Stadium 7.

  ... to this.   From this ...    ​                There are kinks to be worked out, yes. But in Friday's victory over the Tennessee Titans the Dallas Cowboys showed that their team and their stadium just might be great - if not super - after all. 10. We can criticize Tony Romo's girlfriends and golfing and lack of demonstrative leadership all we want, but only a handful of quarterbacks can make the play he produced in the f

  August 24, 2009

• Whitt's End: 9.4.09

  ​Whether you're at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End: *93.3 FM - the station formerly known as The Zone, The Bone, Quality Rock and who knows what all else - has for the last day or so been "stunting." That is, playing nonsense in advance of flipping formats. My station - 105.3 - played college fight songs ahead of changing from Live to The Fan back in December. Today at Noon we'll find out what's in store for 93.3. Maybe a simple switch to s

  September 4, 2009

• You Betcha: Week 1

  ​See that? Over there. To your right? That's not the money you could be saving with GEICO. It's the money you lost last year betting with Richie Whitt. But, alas, in the spirit of persistence, stubborness and doubling down, we're back at it again in 2009. I owe it to you and myself (and my bookie) to be bigger, bolder and, yes, better than a putrid 7-10 this season. Let's kick-off the year with an aggressive play on a conservative game. Your Dallas Cowboys start '09 missing Terrell O

  September 10, 2009

• Broncos 17, Cowgirls 10. My Top 10 Observations.

  ​10. Fox's Pam Oliver stinks. While she was busy reading some shallow, pre-orchestrated featurette, we went three series before learning that Gerald Sensabaugh was out with a bum thumb. And though Marion Barber played just one snap in the second half, we never received an update. 9. Not only is Kyle Orton not a good quarterback, he looks like Foo Fighters' lead singer Dave Grohl. 8. Think pink. I get it. Breast cancer is horrible and awareness is necessary. But with helmet stickers a

  October 4, 2009

• JumboJerry: You Too?

  ​Don't really get U2 so I'm not live on the scene in Arlington, but one of my faithful Sportatorium readers sends word (and the above photo) from Cowboys Stadium that U2's monstrosity of a stage wouldn't exactly fit under JumboJerry so it had to be, um, moved to one of the end zones. Is the thing too big for its own good? UPDATE: I'm now hearing from folks who spent a pretty penny for tickets and primo views on the 50 who are, shall I say, a tad pissed that the stage was moved.

  October 12, 2009

• Dallas Cowboys: Witten's Whereabouts?

  ​Jason Witten will never say it, so I'll do it for him: Gimme the damn ball! Especially in the red zone!! I generally support Dallas Cowboys' offensive coordinator Jason Garrett, but this is getting ridiculous. When the red-head calls plays in the red zone it makes Cowboys' fans red-faced. Why? Because the Cowboys have scored only two touchdowns in their last nine trips inside the opponents' 20-yard line. And (hat tip to the Dallas' Only Daily's David Moore) in the last three games,

  October 21, 2009

• Roy or Romo: Who's At Fault Here?

  ​Roy Williams is the Dallas Cowboys' third-highest paid player. And their fourth-leading receiver. So I ask you, what the hell is going on here? It may sound like nitpicking on a team that's won three in a row heading into Sunday night's showdown against the Eagles, but to win in Philly and into December the Cowboys will need Williams to produce. Maybe not as a touchdown-making game-breaker (Miles Austin) or as quarterback Tony Romo's security blanky (Jason Witten), but at the very l

  November 3, 2009

• For Those of Us Who Doubted The Dallas Cowboys, It's Time To Confess Our Sins

  November 12, 2009

• Rush to Judgment: Do your Dallas Cowboys Pass Too Much?

  ​Wade Phillips wants more balance. Jason Witten wants to get back to the "brand." Felix Jones and Tahsard Choice want more touches. You, the Dallas Cowboys fan, just want to win. I think Tony Romo is an elite quarterback and in the NFL you control the clock on the ground and you put points on the board through the air. I get that. But it's becoming apparent that offensive coordinator Jason Garrett makes me pass-happy sad. In last Sunday's loss in Green Bay, the Cowboys handed th

  November 18, 2009