Jessica Simpson

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    January 18, 2013

    Jessica Simpson's TV Show Means She's Finally Famous for Being Famous for Being Famous

    Jessica Simpson's TV show--that is, her new TV show, a sitcom set to air on NBC--is going to be about her life as a celebrity. You should immediately be able to spot the problem, here: Her life as a celebrity is already about her life as a celebrity. The first 22 episodes are going to be board-room ... More >>

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    March 8, 2012

    So, About This Jessica Simpson Elle Cover...

    There's much being said about the April issue of Elle magazine, which features Dallas' own Jessica Simpson as the latest star to pose nude and pregnant on the cover of a magazine. Because there's apparently no other way to photograph a woman with child than nude on the cover of a women's fashion mag ... More >>

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    October 5, 2010

    Jessica Simpson Has a .50 Caliber Machine Gun ... And Knows How to Use It (?)

    U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist Seaman Apprentice Tyler CaswellChief Gunner's Mate Keith McGinley now has the best Christmas card ever.​Been a long time since we've posted a word about Jessica Simpson, but first thing this morning, Friend of Unfair Park PeterK sent me the link to ... More >>

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    February 10, 2010

    Wherein Jessica Simpson Gets a New Nickname Courtesy John Mayer

    ​John Mayer clearly had too much Lagavulin whilst talking to Playboy; hence, the daylong deluge of news stories about his interview with the magazine, which appears in the March issue and is now available online. While the media wrings its hands over Mayer's more racially charged comments, we will ... More >>

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    July 17, 2009

    Terrell Owens Still "Clueless" About What Happened With the Dallas Cowboys

    The painfully modest former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver's new reality show bows on VH1 Monday (psssst ... you can watch the debut episode in its entirety right this very second, if that's what you're into). Which is why he was on Jimmy Kimmel's ABC late-night show Thursday -- talking, yet again, ab ... More >>

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    July 14, 2009

    If Tony Romo's Vince, Who's Turtle?

    In this photo, I mean, apparently taken last night near the Key Club on Sunset Boulevard, scene of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback's Metal Skool performances with Mr. Belding and Jessica Simpson, awwww.

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    May 4, 2009

    "Jessica Simpson Has Hovered Over This City Like a Dark Cloud." That's Not Very Nice.

    We'll return to weightier issues in a moment -- ba-dum-dum -- but, for a moment, this respite from hotel talk and DISD chatter. Vanity Fair's been gracious enough to post the entirety of its Jessica Simpson June cover story, due to his stands shortly. It's quite the breathless read that touches on p ... More >>

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    April 15, 2009

    Today In Music News: Eminem Brings The Substance, Prince Ups The iPod and Lil Wayne Talks His Game

    Your daily dose of national music news for Wednesday, April 15, 2009... Eminem is back, and he felt like hip-hop was going downhill during his absence like music was "lacking substance." Yeah, substance like jokes about Lindsey Lohan, Sarah Palin and Jessica Simpson. That's substance. If you hav ... More >>

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    April 8, 2009

    Jessica Simpson Annoyed, Loaned.

    Two quick follow-ups to yesterdays items on Jessica Simpson, then back to talking about things that actually matterFirst, according to MSNBC, a source close to Jessica said Simpson saw Eminem's "We Made You" video yesterday and was none too pleased. Shocking, I know. "Of course Jess finds it annoyi ... More >>

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    April 7, 2009

    Starring Eminem as Tony Romo

    Eminem's new video for "We Made You" went viral this morning. That's a blurry screen grab above. Tony Romo probably thinks it's awesome, except maybe that part where he's throwing Jessica Simpson a hamburger touchdown toward the end. I except the video should be on DC9 any moment now.

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    March 10, 2009

    Frankly, We Were Unaware Anyone Ever Stops Folks From Taking Jessica and Tony's Picture

    Patrick MichelsTony Romo, really enjoying Jessica Simpson's performance at the State Fair in OctoberTony Romo and Jessica Simpson and their posse are but bit players in this legal drama. But courtesy Courthouse News comes the tale of Jessica Hardwick, who yesterday filed suit against Blackfinn Resta ... More >>

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    February 3, 2009

    Jessica Simpson Demoted, No Longer a Major Movie Star. Gee, Ya Think?

    I missed the October 30 episode of Late Night with Conan O'Brien during which the Cone-Zone screened some pirated footage from Major Movie Star, which was then in release only in Russia and Bulgaria -- where Jessica Simpson is great success. O'Brien then brought out professional prattler James Lipto ... More >>

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    January 28, 2009

    Fear Not, Jessica, We Will Not Allow Future Generations To Be Denied Your ... Um ...

    Gawker has "Jessica Simpson's Forbidden Workout Video," for those so interested. And it comes with a commentary track courtesy Mrs. Romo's business manager -- allegedly. Seems awfully, ah, erm, coincidental that this four-year-old vid leaks today; Ashlee will not be happy. You, on the other hand? Du ... More >>

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    November 12, 2008
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    October 30, 2008

    On Sunday in Dallas, Laura Bush Has a Date With the Jonas Brothers

    At the Trinity River Audubon Center, no less. Either that, or I misread the press release we just received from The White House Office of the First Lady. Awfully smoky in here. Nope ... that's what it says -- showtime's at 1:30 p.m. Says the brief missive: "MRS. BUSH participates in a First Bloom ac ... More >>

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    October 28, 2008
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    October 18, 2008

    Jessica Simpson Tells Cowboys Fans: You Gotta Have Faith. Well, OK, Then.

    Photos by Patrick Michels Reaching for the high notes. They're out there somewhere. For those of you scoring at home, it took Jessica Simpson three songs into her Friday night set at the State Fair of Texas to drift into chatter about her BF and QB, Tony Romo. "Someone who calms the storms in my li ... More >>

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    October 18, 2008

    My Fair Lady

    Something tells me Jessica Simpson's sand box looks a tad less tidy. Took the family to the State Fair o’ Texas last night. While my body makes all sorts of gurps and froozles and other unrecognizable noises trying to digest the toxic combo of jalapeno corn dogs, fried bacon, funnel cakes ... More >>

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    October 16, 2008

    For The Ladies

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    August 28, 2008

    You Are Not the Love of Jessica Simpson's Life. Yes, You.

    Expect to see and hear plenty from Jessica Simpson in coming days -- her country album, Do You Know, is in stores September 9. (Though, yesterday it kinda found its way to the Internets a little early.) Which, among other reasons, is why she's on the cover of the brand-new People, once more pronounc ... More >>

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    August 27, 2008

    The Cowboys' Seven-Month Ache

    Over at the Sportatorium this a.m., Richie has news concerning a certain ex-Ticket host who's got himself a new gig he's sure to like, which, I know, wasn't the question. Only, what is an "R.J. Choppy," and how much does it cost? Alas, in other sporting news, Tony Romo finally makes the cover of Spo ... More >>

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    August 20, 2008

    Tony Romo and His Pops Are Out to Tackle Prostate Cancer

    Sure, fine, whatever -- Jessica Simpson's selling beer. Awesome for her. 'Cause she's "always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people." Genius. But Tony Romo and his pops are taking on prostate cancer, in conjunction with the Prostate Cancer Education Council. Rami ... More >>

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    August 15, 2008

    I Warned You: It's Friday, But "You're My Sunday," Right, Jess?

    It's not the best quality, which is putting it mildly, but here's a little bit of Jessica Simpson performing her song about Tony Romo at the Indiana State Fair. I'd transcribe the lyrics, but, seriously, my head's killing me and life's just too short. --Robert Wilonsky

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    July 22, 2008

    Look, You Made Jessica Simpson Cry

    Dunno about you, but I need a little palate cleanser. And it's times like these I turn to Jessica Simpson. Weepy, ranty, adult-language video after the jump, from her weekend performance at the Country Thunder USA hoedown in Twin Lakes, Wisconsin, where she debuted "You're My Sunday," written for an ... More >>

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    June 16, 2008

    Jessica Simpson Likes Her Meat

    Mike Fuentes for Unfair Park A mid-afternoon breather after a morning full of actual news: We now direct your attention to this suitable-for-framing Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo photo, which apparently is being taken as a right cross to the jaw of one of Tony Romo's exes, "sexy vegetarian" Carrie ... More >>

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    May 28, 2008

    Jessica Simpson Wants You To "Come On Over." Do You Dare?

    Back in January, we warned you that Jessica Simpson was recording a country album -- though, really, how she finds the time. Anyway, a single from the disc has been leaked-released, and we're ever so ... um ... pleased? ... proud? ... well, something to provide you with the sneakiest of peaks of "Co ... More >>

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    May 15, 2008

    So Are They Or Aren’t They?

    Don't worry, even if Tony dumps Jessica I'll still find some excuse to run her pics. Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are officially broken up. Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are officially still together. But really, as long as he limits his jumping on stage with Metal Skool and curtails d ... More >>

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    May 14, 2008

    Tony and Jessica: Move Along. Nothing Left to See Here.

    The cover of this week's Economist. Oh. Wait. So, it's ... official? Because, OK, look. For the past few days, stories have circulated that ... um ... Tonessica? ... are kaputs. Been everywhere -- and thanks, New York Daily News, for your morning rumor round-up. Jessica Simpson went on Extra yesterd ... More >>

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    May 7, 2008

    Roger Can't Dodger Tony-Jessica Questions During Business Interview

    Poor Roger Staubach. Because, see, Captain America was probably very happy giving an interview to The News & Observer in Raleigh, North Carolina, about all things bidness -- like, oh, "the strengths and weaknesses in the economy," "Fed rate cuts, stimulus checks" and the effect the downturn in the e ... More >>

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    May 1, 2008

    Bush, a Giant Among Comedians

    Shealah Craighead/White House Swore I wasn't gonna mention Jessica Simpson for at least one more day, but this one's too good not to mention -- because when the President of the U.S. and A. uses her name as a punch line, well, we are through the looking glass. The New York Giants took a trip to th ... More >>

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    April 30, 2008

    Sorry, Kids, But Jessica Simpson Loves, Love, Loves, Loves Tony Romo

    Apparently, Jessica Simpson's on the cover of every magazine -- by which I mean, like, three, if'n you include the new Esquire, D and, now, Glamour, which interviewed Simpson "at her favorite Dallas bistro," which is? And the subject at hand is none other than Cowboys QB Tony Romo, with whom Simpson ... More >>

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    March 19, 2008
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    March 7, 2008

    Yeah, But, Like, Where's Tony?

    Truth be told, we'd much rather meet this woman wearing Jessica Simpson's bathing suit. If I weren't heading down to Austin this afternoon for the South by Southwest Film Festival, I'd find, somehow, to make to Dillard's in Stonebriar Centre tomorrow morning at 11 -- when, wowie, Jessica Simpson wil ... More >>

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    March 4, 2008

    Jessica Simpson vs. Carrie Underwood

    The official spark starting the official battle royale between Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood could be starting here, no thanks to Tony Romo. As you may know, Simpson is planning on making the move to the country music scene and was apparently none too encouraged by her beau. Meanwhile, Romo's ... More >>

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    March 3, 2008

    Tony Romo is "Fearless"

    Sorry, can't help it -- avert your eyes, what can I say. But here's Tony Romo, quoted today: "I guess you date Jessica Simpson, that makes you fearless!" Why did he say it? Where did he say it? And who was he with when he said it? Well, if you wanna find out, all you have to do it click here. In unr ... More >>

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    February 28, 2008
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    February 4, 2008

    Dogging Tony Romo

    I didn't get to see much of the Super Bowl yesterday -- the missus put me to work. Apparently, Tony Romo and I now have something in common; he didn't see much of the Big Game yesterday either, apparently. Only, my chores didn't include carrying around Jessica Simpson's mutt. Also, I had a much bett ... More >>

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    January 23, 2008

    Don't Duet, Tony Romo!

    Been a few days since there's been any Jessica Simpson ... uh ... "news," but here's a tidbit worth a mention: Today comes conflicting word concerning her new country album, which she's set to record in Nashville. One source says Yoko Romo wants nothing more than for Cowboys QB Tony Romo to duet on ... More >>

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    January 2, 2008

    Yoko Romo Goes Country

    Because it's never too early in the year for Jessica Simpson "news": Last week, Direct to Video told Billboard that her next CD will be country-fried, citing as her inspirations and influences Martina McBride, Shania Twain, Faith Hill and Reba McEntire. And, joy of all joys, she'll be writing some o ... More >>

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    January 2, 2008

    Jessica Simpson Goes Country

    People Magazine reports Jessica Simpson is going all Carrie Underwood on us. Simpson has headed to Nashville (hi, Matt Pulle) to begin recording, OK, wait for it, a country album. Not only that, she'll also be penning some of the songs for the album saying, "Writing is a release for me." Sort of lik ... More >>

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    December 6, 2007
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    November 27, 2007

    Romo to Simpson? Sure, Why Not.

    Don't wanna post; just ... can't ... stop. Also, a little confused. First, "reported" yesterday that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson had dinner with 25 friends and family members at Hotel ZaZa's Dragonfly following the Cowboys' Thanksgiving spanking of the NY Jets. (Funny, that's been our f ... More >>

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    February 2, 2007

    Whiskey River, Dosed With Acid

    On February 10 at the Nokia Theatre in Grand Prairie, Willie Nelson will be performing with the Fort Worth Symphony...and Jessica Simpson...and the Dallas Black Dance Theater. Oh, and Cirque du Soleil. Oh, yeah. And Kinky Friedman. Swear to God I had that very same dream last night. It's all part of ... More >>

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    December 5, 2006

    What the Hell Was Going on at Joe Simpson's House, Anyway?

    Jessica Simpson performed at the Kennedy Center Honors. She will never actually get a Kennedy Center honor, course. Frankly, the video of Jessica Simpson flubbing Dolly Parton's "9 to 5" during Sunday night's Kennedy Center Honors performance reveals the whole affair much ado about not much. While i ... More >>

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    December 4, 2006

    Parton the Interruption

    She's not Dolly Parton, but Jessica Simpson is trying her damnedest. I don't think this is going to make the December 26 broadcast of the Kennedy Center Honors on CBS. Just a guess. But last night, during the show at which Dolly Parton, Steven Spielberg, Smokey Robinson, Andrew Lloyd Webber and cond ... More >>

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    October 10, 2006

    Jessica and Zayra: Not Quite Good Enough

    Till we went back and re-read Zac Crain's 1999 story here, we forgot that Jessica Simpson was signed to a record deal in 1997. So, we almost done here? It's been a while since we've had news about the big-screen version of Dallas, which is supposed to start shooting around here and in Louisiana some ... More >>

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    April 11, 2006

    Enough. Stop. Yer Killing Me.

    God, please, make it all go away. The latest casting new from the land of Dallas has Jessica Simpson (who else?) in the role of Lucy Ewing. In related news, I no longer give a damn about this movie and have moved on to the big-screen redo of Carter Country, which producers hope to film in Burleson, ... More >>

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    Signing off

    Local talent scout Teresa LaBarbera-Whites discovered singing sensation Jessica Simpson the way she always does: without even trying

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