Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson's TV Show Means She's Finally Famous for Being Famous for Being Famous

Jessica Simpson's TV show--that is, her new TV show, a sitcom set to air on NBC--is going to be about her life as a celebrity. You should immediately be able to spot the problem, here: Her life as a celebrity is already about her life as a celebrity. The first 22 episodes are going to be board-room ... More >>

So, About This Jessica Simpson Elle Cover...

There's much being said about the April issue of Elle magazine, which features Dallas' own Jessica Simpson as the latest star to pose nude and pregnant on the cover of a magazine. Because there's apparently no other way to photograph a woman with child than nude on the cover of a women's fashion mag ... More >>

Jessica Simpson Has a .50 Caliber Machine Gun ... And Knows How to Use It (?)

U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist Seaman Apprentice Tyler CaswellChief Gunner's Mate Keith McGinley now has the best Christmas card ever.​Been a long time since we've posted a word about Jessica Simpson, but first thing this morning, Friend of Unfair Park PeterK sent me the link to ... More >>

Wherein Jessica Simpson Gets a New Nickname Courtesy John Mayer

​John Mayer clearly had too much Lagavulin whilst talking to Playboy; hence, the daylong deluge of news stories about his interview with the magazine, which appears in the March issue and is now available online. While the media wrings its hands over Mayer's more racially charged comments, we will ... More >>

Terrell Owens Still "Clueless" About What Happened With the Dallas Cowboys

The painfully modest former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver's new reality show bows on VH1 Monday (psssst ... you can watch the debut episode in its entirety right this very second, if that's what you're into). Which is why he was on Jimmy Kimmel's ABC late-night show Thursday -- talking, yet again, ab ... More >>

If Tony Romo's Vince, Who's Turtle?

In this photo, I mean, apparently taken last night near the Key Club on Sunset Boulevard, scene of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback's Metal Skool performances with Mr. Belding and Jessica Simpson, awwww.

"Jessica Simpson Has Hovered Over This City Like a Dark Cloud." That's Not Very Nice.

We'll return to weightier issues in a moment -- ba-dum-dum -- but, for a moment, this respite from hotel talk and DISD chatter. Vanity Fair's been gracious enough to post the entirety of its Jessica Simpson June cover story, due to his stands shortly. It's quite the breathless read that touches on p ... More >>

Today In Music News: Eminem Brings The Substance, Prince Ups The iPod and Lil Wayne Talks His Game

Your daily dose of national music news for Wednesday, April 15, 2009... Eminem is back, and he felt like hip-hop was going downhill during his absence like music was "lacking substance." Yeah, substance like jokes about Lindsey Lohan, Sarah Palin and Jessica Simpson. That's substance. If you hav ... More >>

Jessica Simpson Annoyed, Loaned.

Two quick follow-ups to yesterdays items on Jessica Simpson, then back to talking about things that actually matterFirst, according to MSNBC, a source close to Jessica said Simpson saw Eminem's "We Made You" video yesterday and was none too pleased. Shocking, I know. "Of course Jess finds it annoyi ... More >>

Starring Eminem as Tony Romo

Eminem's new video for "We Made You" went viral this morning. That's a blurry screen grab above. Tony Romo probably thinks it's awesome, except maybe that part where he's throwing Jessica Simpson a hamburger touchdown toward the end. I except the video should be on DC9 any moment now.

Frankly, We Were Unaware Anyone Ever Stops Folks From Taking Jessica and Tony's Picture

Patrick MichelsTony Romo, really enjoying Jessica Simpson's performance at the State Fair in OctoberTony Romo and Jessica Simpson and their posse are but bit players in this legal drama. But courtesy Courthouse News comes the tale of Jessica Hardwick, who yesterday filed suit against Blackfinn Resta ... More >>

Jessica Simpson Demoted, No Longer a Major Movie Star. Gee, Ya Think?

I missed the October 30 episode of Late Night with Conan O'Brien during which the Cone-Zone screened some pirated footage from Major Movie Star, which was then in release only in Russia and Bulgaria -- where Jessica Simpson is great success. O'Brien then brought out professional prattler James Lipto ... More >>

"Sexy vs Skanky." Heh.

On Sunday in Dallas, Laura Bush Has a Date With the Jonas Brothers

Jessica Simpson, You Like? Very Nice. Great Success. Big Movie Star, Yes?

Jessica Simpson Tells Cowboys Fans: You Gotta Have Faith. Well, OK, Then.

My Fair Lady

For The Ladies

Absolutely Safe takes on chest games

You Are Not the Love of Jessica Simpson's Life. Yes, You.

The Cowboys' Seven-Month Ache

Tony Romo and His Pops Are Out to Tackle Prostate Cancer

I Warned You: It's Friday, But "You're My Sunday," Right, Jess?

Hard Knocks? Eh.

Look, You Made Jessica Simpson Cry

Jessica Simpson Likes Her Meat

Jessica Simpson Wants You To "Come On Over." Do You Dare?

So Are They Or Aren’t They?

Tony and Jessica: Move Along. Nothing Left to See Here.

Roger Can't Dodger Tony-Jessica Questions During Business Interview

Bush, a Giant Among Comedians

Sorry, Kids, But Jessica Simpson Loves, Love, Loves, Loves Tony Romo

Mavs in HD and 3D!

Yeah, But, Like, Where's Tony?

Jessica Simpson vs. Carrie Underwood

Tony Romo is "Fearless"

Jessica Simpson is Leaving the Country! (No, Not For Good.)

Dogging Tony Romo

Don't Duet, Tony Romo!

Yoko Romo Goes Country

Jessica Simpson Goes Country

Tony Romo is So Totally Hotter Than Jessica Simpson's Ex

Romo to Simpson? Sure, Why Not.

Whiskey River, Dosed With Acid

What the Hell Was Going on at Joe Simpson's House, Anyway?

Parton the Interruption

Jessica and Zayra: Not Quite Good Enough

Enough. Stop. Yer Killing Me.

Best Site To Catch Journalists Jerking Off--Mentally, That Is

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Jessica Simpson

July 10

Signing off

Local talent scout Teresa LaBarbera-Whites discovered singing sensation Jessica Simpson the way she always does: without even trying