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Jessica Simpson

  • Blogs

    March 14, 2012

    Flip the Double-Bird to Swimsuit Season with Nosh's Croque-Monsieur

    Each week, Justin Bitner goes hunting for DFW's most interesting sandwiches. Have a sandwich suggestion? Leave it in the comments and he'll check it out. Venue: Nosh Sandwich: The Croque-Monsieur ($11) Bread: Empire Baking brioche sliced thicker than pre-natal Jessica Simpson Toppings: Bayonne h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 1, 2011

    The Ten Biggest Dallas-Related MTV Moments

    ​As you've no doubt figured out by now, MTV turned 30 years old today. Indeed, that's a formidable amount of time -- enough, for sure, for almost entity to leave a mark.And, for sure, MTV has made plenty of marks. But beyond its ground-breaking debut as a music-centric cable station and past, eve ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 3, 2010

    The Daily Fail: Jessica Simpson

    It's that time of year again, when you forget that Christmas was once a celebration of a possible son of an invisible man in the sky and only care about whatever is wrapped up for you under the tree. And, of course, there's the Christmas songs, too.

  • Blogs

    September 23, 2010

    Last Night: Smashing Pumpkins at The Palladium Ballroom

    Smashing PumpkinsPalladium BallroomSeptember 22, 2010(A Little) Better Than: Staying home and listening to the first four Smashing Pumpkins' albums.The last of the Smashing Pumpkins.​This show at the Palladium last night, featuring Bill Corgan and a whole new cast of Smashing Pumpkins behind him, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 17, 2010

    Is That Bodybuilding Lady Gaga?

    Patrick MichelsWho knew Lady Gaga was into hemo-rage?​ While Patrick Michels was out photographing the bronzed men of the Europa Bodybuilding Expo at the Dallas Convention Center, which included arm-wrestling and martial arts, it appears he caught Lady Gaga 'bout to do some pull-ups. We'll att ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 4, 2010

    If You Ever Need Tony Romo to the Stage, Just Start Playing "Sweet Child o' Mine"

    I never understood why Metal Skool (formerly Danger Kitty) once again changed its name to Steel Panther two years ago -- it was such the brand name already, thanks in large part to Special Guest Stars Kelly Clarkson and Jeremy Piven and Kelly Clarkson and Perry Farrell  and old Skooler Tony Rom ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 26, 2009

    Chelsea Hardly

    I never understood why Metal Skool (formerly Danger Kitty) once again changed its name to Steel Panther two years ago -- it was such the brand name already, thanks in large part to Special Guest Stars Kelly Clarkson and Jeremy Piven and Kelly Clarkson and Perry Farrell  and old Skooler Tony Rom ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2009

    Appetite For Instruction: Piquillo Cheese With Brioche Toast

    Recipe demonstrated by Chef J Chastain of The 2nd Floor Bistro ​There are a lot of things that attract people to the Galleria on a daily basis. For example, a possible Jessica Simpson sighting, sans Tony Romo of course, or trying out your triple axle jump at the ice skating rink. But maybe the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 13, 2009

    The Dumbest Video I've Ever Seen. Shame on you, Fox. Shame.

    Since I'm usually on 105.3 The Fan as part of the Dallas Cowboys pre-game show, I no longer get to partake in Fox NFL Sunday. My reaction: Praise Allah. Because after seeing this video and learning that this "The King and Us" series is now a weekly staple, I'm embarrassed for Curt, Terry ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 5, 2009

    PETA's Leaving the Naked Women at Home and Bringing Cuddly Stuffed "Sea Kittens"

    ​Speaking of aquariums ... If you're looking for something to do with the kiddos on Friday, and you're particularly fond of the free stuffed animal, may I recommend a trip to the Dallas World Aquarium? At noon on Friday, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals will be in front of the Griffin S ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 14, 2009

    The Top Ten Smuttiest Food Ads

    You probably remember the moment you first saw Jessica Simpson slink into a Pizza Hut and, quite seductively, feed some dorky tween an oh-so-cheesy popper while moaning the line "one of these days these bites are gonna pop right into you." Yeah, it was pre-the now post- Tony Romo and she might have ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 7, 2009

    Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Immortalized Like Carson Daly and Fred Durst, Others

    I guess congratulations are in order this morning for Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo? Sure, why not? Dallas' most famous glossy rag pair are slammed right from the get-go in the new Eminem video that premiered at 6 a.m. EST today on MTV. And the hating, I guess, is kind of funny... but the video it ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 4, 2009

    National Signing Day: Precious or Preposterous?

    Patrick MichelsSouth Oak Cliff defensive back Kevin Brent is DISD's top recruit. He'll be a Sooner next year.Wanna do something really dangerous today? BASE jump. Try to steal the Valentine's chocolate from Jessica Simpson. Or, if you're really feeling frisky, buy some stock in 18-year-old boys. At ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 14, 2008

    Friday Pop Quiz

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 5, 2008

    Q&A With Gymnast-Turned-Would-Be-Pop-Star Carly Patterson

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 31, 2008

    Tony Romo Connects With Jessica Simpson -- Like, "Spiritually," Of Course

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 30, 2008

    Playback: The Week (5/23/08 - 5/30/08) In Review

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 27, 2008

    Jerry Jones Still Drinking Miller Lite

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 30, 2008

    Jessica Simpson Writes A Song For Tony Romo? Apparently.

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 29, 2008

    Jessica Simpson is Great Success in Ukraine, Like Barbie Doll

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 22, 2008

    Oscar Overhaul

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 24, 2008

    Jessica and Tony Nomo? Whatever.

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 16, 2008

    John Mayer Has a Message For Dallas, Surrounding Areas

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 15, 2008

    "Forget About Eli Manning When You and Jessica Are Tanning."

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 7, 2008

    Um, People? That Ain't Tony Romo.

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 24, 2007

    Yule Love this News Round-Up

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 17, 2007

    The Quarterback's Girlfriend

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 25, 2007

    What's More Annoying: Jessica Simpson or a Mosquito? We Know. Unfair Question.

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 9, 2007

    Free Pair o' Tix to Craziest Concert Line-up Ever

    If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

  • Resolution Guide

    January 11, 2007

    New Year's Resolutions

    Resolution Guide 2007

  • Blogs

    December 29, 2006
  • Blogs

    November 27, 2006

    Man Crushing on Tony Romo

    Resolution Guide 2007

  • Blogs

    November 22, 2006

    Romosexual

    Resolution Guide 2007

  • Blogs

    October 27, 2006

    Lost No Longer

    Resolution Guide 2007

  • Blogs

    October 23, 2006

    It Was All a Dream

    Resolution Guide 2007

  • Blogs

    June 28, 2006

    Jessica Out, Who's-That In

    Resolution Guide 2007

  • Music

    March 2, 2006

    Star Factory

    At Septien Vocal Studio, anyone can make it in music. But you've got to be cute. And a million bucks would help too.

  • Home Entertainment

    December 8, 2005

    Sweat Along with Russell

    At Septien Vocal Studio, anyone can make it in music. But you've got to be cute. And a million bucks would help too.

  • Film

    August 4, 2005

    White Trash

    There's nothing good about this remake of an awful ol' show.

  • Dining

    January 6, 2005

    Hitting the Mark

    Visit the Landmark and give credit where it's due

  • Music

    December 23, 2004

    Season's Bleatings

    Thanks to these CDs, it's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas

  • Music

    November 18, 2004

    Jackpot!

    Denton's Rock Lottery trumps the American Music Awards

  • Music

    September 16, 2004

    Oh, Olivia

    Britney, Jessica, Mariah: They learned it from watching you!

  • Music

    August 26, 2004

    Odds & Ends

    The Polyphonic Spree on MTV, a benefit for Deep Ellum beating victim,and Snooping the Snoop

  • Music

    July 15, 2004

    Rock and Roll High School

    An honest critic is your best friend, and other lessons from a teenage Battle of the Bands

  • Culture

    December 11, 2003

    A Fan's Notes

    Ideas that were forgotten but not gone in 2003

  • Music

    November 27, 2003
  • Calendar

    August 7, 2003

    Minority Report

    Hispanic Expo offers diversity, free stuff

  • News

    June 29, 2000

    Buzz

    Feel a draft?; Like a virgin

  • Music

    November 4, 1999

    Scene, heard

    Barley House crams it in with Gramfest; Gypsy Tea Room swings; Curtain Club opens nationwide; Liquid Lounge keeps it real

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