Jessica Simpson

Hey, People Writing New Christmas Songs: Stoppit

I love Christmas. It's awesome. Baby magic-types being born, giant trees in your living room, socks full of socks brought to you by an old man stranger -- what's not to like? Welp, there's just this one thing: the thing that sucks about Christmas is that people keep writing songs about it. And jus ... More >>

Flip the Double-Bird to Swimsuit Season with Nosh's Croque-Monsieur

Each week, Justin Bitner goes hunting for DFW's most interesting sandwiches. Have a sandwich suggestion? Leave it in the comments and he'll check it out. Venue: Nosh Sandwich: The Croque-Monsieur ($11) Bread: Empire Baking brioche sliced thicker than pre-natal Jessica Simpson Toppings: Bayonne h ... More >>

The Ten Biggest Dallas-Related MTV Moments

​As you've no doubt figured out by now, MTV turned 30 years old today. Indeed, that's a formidable amount of time -- enough, for sure, for almost entity to leave a mark.And, for sure, MTV has made plenty of marks. But beyond its ground-breaking debut as a music-centric cable station and past, eve ... More >>

The Daily Fail: Jessica Simpson

It's that time of year again, when you forget that Christmas was once a celebration of a possible son of an invisible man in the sky and only care about whatever is wrapped up for you under the tree. And, of course, there's the Christmas songs, too.

Last Night: Smashing Pumpkins at The Palladium Ballroom

Smashing PumpkinsPalladium BallroomSeptember 22, 2010(A Little) Better Than: Staying home and listening to the first four Smashing Pumpkins' albums.The last of the Smashing Pumpkins.​This show at the Palladium last night, featuring Bill Corgan and a whole new cast of Smashing Pumpkins behind him, ... More >>

Is That Bodybuilding Lady Gaga?

Patrick MichelsWho knew Lady Gaga was into hemo-rage?​ While Patrick Michels was out photographing the bronzed men of the Europa Bodybuilding Expo at the Dallas Convention Center, which included arm-wrestling and martial arts, it appears he caught Lady Gaga 'bout to do some pull-ups. We'll att ... More >>

Chelsea Hardly

The Dumbest Video I've Ever Seen. Shame on you, Fox. Shame.

Since I'm usually on 105.3 The Fan as part of the Dallas Cowboys pre-game show, I no longer get to partake in Fox NFL Sunday. My reaction: Praise Allah. Because after seeing this video and learning that this "The King and Us" series is now a weekly staple, I'm embarrassed for Curt, Terry ... More >>

PETA's Leaving the Naked Women at Home and Bringing Cuddly Stuffed "Sea Kittens"

​Speaking of aquariums ... If you're looking for something to do with the kiddos on Friday, and you're particularly fond of the free stuffed animal, may I recommend a trip to the Dallas World Aquarium? At noon on Friday, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals will be in front of the Griffin S ... More >>

The Top Ten Smuttiest Food Ads

You probably remember the moment you first saw Jessica Simpson slink into a Pizza Hut and, quite seductively, feed some dorky tween an oh-so-cheesy popper while moaning the line "one of these days these bites are gonna pop right into you." Yeah, it was pre-the now post- Tony Romo and she might have ... More >>

Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Immortalized Like Carson Daly and Fred Durst, Others

I guess congratulations are in order this morning for Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo? Sure, why not? Dallas' most famous glossy rag pair are slammed right from the get-go in the new Eminem video that premiered at 6 a.m. EST today on MTV. And the hating, I guess, is kind of funny... but the video it ... More >>

National Signing Day: Precious or Preposterous?

Patrick MichelsSouth Oak Cliff defensive back Kevin Brent is DISD's top recruit. He'll be a Sooner next year.Wanna do something really dangerous today? BASE jump. Try to steal the Valentine's chocolate from Jessica Simpson. Or, if you're really feeling frisky, buy some stock in 18-year-old boys. At ... More >>

Friday Pop Quiz

If you knew the tenants of this joint are a combined 7-14-3 and that the building got majorly snubbed this afternoon, you might be headed for a gold star. And stuff. Simple. Anyone getting the matches perfecto wins a year’s free subscription to the Dallas Observer (redeemable each Thursday a ... More >>

"Tony Always Performs Well"

Q&A With Gymnast-Turned-Would-Be-Pop-Star Carly Patterson

Tony Romo Connects With Jessica Simpson -- Like, "Spiritually," Of Course

Playback: The Week (5/23/08 - 5/30/08) In Review

Jerry Jones Still Drinking Miller Lite

Jessica Simpson Writes A Song For Tony Romo? Apparently.

Jessica Simpson is Great Success in Ukraine, Like Barbie Doll

Oscar Overhaul

Jessica and Tony Nomo? Whatever.

John Mayer Has a Message For Dallas, Surrounding Areas

"Forget About Eli Manning When You and Jessica Are Tanning."

Um, People? That Ain't Tony Romo.

Yule Love this News Round-Up

The Quarterback's Girlfriend

What's More Annoying: Jessica Simpson or a Mosquito? We Know. Unfair Question.

Free Pair o' Tix to Craziest Concert Line-up Ever

New Year's Resolutions

Resolution Guide 2007

Lookin' Fer Love In All The Wrong Places

Man Crushing on Tony Romo

Romosexual

Lost No Longer

It Was All a Dream

Jessica Out, Who's-That In

Star Factory

At Septien Vocal Studio, anyone can make it in music. But you've got to be cute. And a million bucks would help too.

Sweat Along with Russell

White Trash

There's nothing good about this remake of an awful ol' show.

Hitting the Mark

Visit the Landmark and give credit where it's due

Season's Bleatings

Thanks to these CDs, it's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas

Jackpot!

Denton's Rock Lottery trumps the American Music Awards

Oh, Olivia

Britney, Jessica, Mariah: They learned it from watching you!

Odds & Ends

The Polyphonic Spree on MTV, a benefit for Deep Ellum beating victim,and Snooping the Snoop

Rock and Roll High School

An honest critic is your best friend, and other lessons from a teenage Battle of the Bands

A Fan's Notes

Ideas that were forgotten but not gone in 2003

Hilary Duff, Simple Plan and Black Eyed Peas

December 3

Minority Report

Hispanic Expo offers diversity, free stuff

Buzz

Feel a draft?; Like a virgin

Scene, heard

Barley House crams it in with Gramfest; Gypsy Tea Room swings; Curtain Club opens nationwide; Liquid Lounge keeps it real