Joe Simpson

  • Blogs

    April 13, 2011

    Dallas Native Ryan Cabrera Is Back, Promises Press Release Promoting Ryan Cabrera

    Ry-guy​ Ryan Cabrera is a dude who was born in the Dallas area who used to date Ashlee Simpson and got signed to her father Joe Simpson's management company and made something of a blip on the national pop culture radar in 2004, when his song "On The Way Down" started blowing up Total Request Live ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 14, 2009

    Today In Music News: Ozzy Dumps Zakk, Teens Slack On Illegal Downloading and Joe Simpson's A Career Opportunist

    Your daily dose of national music news for Tuesday, July 14, 2009... Ozzy Osbourne has decided to drop Zakk Wylde from his band. But, he may want to tell Zakk... According to a new study, the percentage of teens who illegally download music has dropped by almost half in the last year. But, te ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 30, 2009

    NBA Fines Mark Cuban $25,000. Why Bother?

    The NBA is a bunch of nit-twitts. Over the weekend the league fined Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban $25,000 for his "criticism" of officials via Twitter, the real-time social network that allows schmucks like you and me to be flies on the walls of the rich, famous and exhibitionistic. Or to simply ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 25, 2009

    How Does Joe Simpson Find the Time to Twitter Between Lunches and Salads?

    A Friend of Unfair Park who wonders where all the Jessica Simpson-Tony Romo talk's done gone to passes along a link to Joe Simpson's Twitter page, which he used earlier this week to refute a National Enquirer story that claims he's been trying to bust up the Dallas Cowboys QB's romance with his litt ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 10, 2008

    Romo Finally Talks About Jessica

    Aren't they so cuuute together?! Jessica ain't bad, either. Ramiro Romo, that is. While the quarterback with the stitched-up chin continues an “I don’t talk about my personal life” vow, Tony’s dad opened up a teensy weensy bit to NBC 5’s Newy Scruggs recently. Says pops of son' ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 27, 2008

    Jerry Jones Still Drinking Miller Lite

    Those wondering which beer you'll be guzzling at Jerry Jones' new billion-dollar stadium in Arlington come the 2009-'10 season and way beyond, wonder no more: Courtesy The Landry Hat, we now know it'll still be Miller Lite, blech. So says Street & Smith's Sports Business Journal, which brings news o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 21, 2008

    People, People Who Need People

    People has the "exclusive photo" from Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's nuptials over the weekend. But, really, I think it's the photo of Joe Simpson's other daughter at bottom left that is far more ... interesting. --Robert Wilonsky

  • Blogs

    April 30, 2008

    Sorry, Kids, But Jessica Simpson Loves, Love, Loves, Loves Tony Romo

    Apparently, Jessica Simpson's on the cover of every magazine -- by which I mean, like, three, if'n you include the new Esquire, D and, now, Glamour, which interviewed Simpson "at her favorite Dallas bistro," which is? And the subject at hand is none other than Cowboys QB Tony Romo, with whom Simpson ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 14, 2008

    When One Jessica Ain't Enough

    The New York Post is very, very proud of itself this morning -- as in, "POST'S 'JESS' HELPS GIANTS KO DALLAS." Writes the NYC tab this morning: "We sat her in the third row at the 50-yard line behind Dallas' bench. The stunner's Simpson-esque vibes must have made the difference -- Romo's final drive ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 27, 2007

    As Far as Simpsons Go, I'd Rather Be Writing About O.J.

    O dream of dreams, o hope of hopes fulfilled! For truly, Blonde Ambition is now available in its entirety online. Now we can all get educated on the issues and talk about the politics of gender and why everyone's shitting on Jessica Simpson for this embarrassment of a film and Luke Wilson gets off w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 19, 2007
  • Blogs

    December 17, 2007

    The Quarterback's Girlfriend

    You remember Cowboys-Eagles, December 2006, right? No? Here's your complete recap, most notably: Tony Romo goes 14 for 29, adding up to 142 yards, one touchdown and two picks. And one singing girlfriend, sitting in a Texas Stadium box. Which was bad, but not as bad as 13 for 36, resulting in 214 yar ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 12, 2007
  • Blogs

    December 27, 2006
  • Music

    August 31, 2006

    Heavy Medal

    For her next trick, Carly Patterson attempts to trade in somersaults for singing

  • Music

    March 2, 2006

    Star Factory

    At Septien Vocal Studio, anyone can make it in music. But you've got to be cute. And a million bucks would help too.

  • Music

    February 9, 2006

    Odds & Ends

    A local band gets its big break on MTV. Excuse us while we yawn.

  • Film

    February 12, 2004

    Great Heights

    The mountaineering docudrama Touching the Void delivers white-knuckle suspense

  • News

    September 9, 1999

    Signing off

    Local talent scout Teresa LaBarbera-Whites discovered singing sensation Jessica Simpson the way she always does: without even trying

  • Calendar

    June 8, 1995

    Undue process

    In JP Jones' court, you can be found guilty without even being charged