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Lean Cuisine Meals

  • Blogs

    September 10, 2012

    The Five Worst TV Dinners in Honor of National TV Dinner Day

    National TV Dinner Day happened. Which is probably as underwhelming as the frozen chunks of processed "food" this day attempts to celebrate. So let's discuss the horrifying, shameful crap hidden in the back of your freezer, shall we? Specifically, the worst ones to ever exist in the frozen tundra wa ... More >>

  • Articles

    August 4, 2011
  • Blogs

    August 4, 2011

    My Fit Foods: Losing Weight by Buying Food You Don't Want to Eat

    The typical Cheap Bastard response when confronted by purveyors of healthy food.​My Fit Foods is what would happen if Eatzi's ate Jenny Craig. It's a wall of refrigerators filled with premade, preportioned, ready-to-wave, better-for-you-than-horking-down-a-stuffed-crust-pizza meals. The goal o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 20, 2011

    Eight Quick and Easy Rapture Meals

    If this is The End, we're getting KFC Double Downs.​The end of the world cometh this Saturday, right y'all? We figure, whether we believe that or not, better to be safe (and full of cheesecakes) than sorry. So, here's our list of eight quick and easy rapture meals your whole family can enjoy: ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 24, 2011

    In the Bag: Lean Cuisine Codes a Lunch Obsession

    Better than a secret decoder ring, we guess.​So why have the women in your office been politely refusing your invitations to lunch lately?  It's because they're collecting codes.  Codes for what you ask.  Codes for a free lunch bag from Lean Cuisine's 2011 Red Carpet Collection.  At least ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 8, 2010

    Learn at Lunch Today

    ​No matter how busy you are at work, it's always refreshing to leave for just an hour to have lunch. Of course, if you work at our office, you're just trying to escape the noontime odors of Lean Cuisine and microwavable mussels. We're not effing around. Microwavable mussels. Central Market ... More >>

  • Dining

    July 29, 2010
  • Blogs

    June 30, 2010

    Yung Kee BBQ: The Quality Doesn't Quite Match the Huge Quantities

    ​It's difficult to dine at Yung Kee BBQ and not think about its rival just down the street, the more popular First Chinese BBQ. This doesn't mean I didn't discover some gems at Yung Kee. The restaurant has its share of worthy mentions, but atmosphere isn't one of them. While First Chinese's ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 19, 2010

    Picasso's Pizza and Grill: Special Delivery for One Cheatin' Heart

    Chicken breast with buffalo-wing sauce? It's worth falling off the wagon for at least one night.​Picasso's Pizza and Grill 18160 N. Dallas Parkway 972-248-0011 Promised Delivery Time: 45 minutes Actual Delivery Time: 30 Minutes Scoring summary: Getting to enjoy my sandwich 15 minutes earlier ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 12, 2009

    Veggie Girl: On Vegan Cheese

    (Not a fairytale. More like a Greek tragedy.) I've spent my fair share of time in fun non-office jobs, such as ski instructor, whitewater rafting guide, sea kayak instructor, vegetable farmer, etc. So I feel I'm qualified to make this call: An office is a truly wonderful place. For one thing, yo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 17, 2009

    UNT Student Behind "Denton Police" Twitter Says New Media Mash-Ups Inspired Him

    Brian Baugh, the University of North Texas senior behind the "Denton Police" Twitter account, says his project began with his surprise at how much information is out there about each of us online. Not just the party photos on Facebook, the home address in the people search or your Twitter update abo ... More >>

  • News

    November 29, 2007

    $30,000 Millionaires: Douchebags in the Mist

    Venturing into the Dallas jungle in search of the elusive $30,000 millionaire: Is he myth or fact?

  • News

    December 21, 2006

    Paging McDreamy

    Grey's Anatomy lies: Girl goes to the hospital, and all she gets is medical care

  • Blogs

    November 21, 2006

    "Eat 'em up, fuckers!"

    Yesterday, fresh off a completely unsatisfying late lunch of Lean Cuisine (I believe the flavor was "Catshit in Plastic, with Rosemary Garnish"), I did a little afternoon blogrolling and came across the following Onion item from the Observer's very own Rich Lopez and his personal blog: "Frito Lay An ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 24, 2005
  • Calendar

    January 27, 2005

    All Colored In

    Amon Carter's National Character

  • Dining

    March 4, 2004

    Asch Wipe

    You will like Elephant Bar, whether you like it or not

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