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Venturing into the Dallas jungle in search of the elusive $30,000 millionaire: Is he myth or fact?

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UNT Student Behind "Denton Police" Twitter Says New Media Mash-Ups Inspired Him

Brian Baugh, the University of North Texas senior behind the "Denton Police" Twitter account, says his project began with his surprise at how much information is out there about each of us online. Not just the party photos on Facebook, the home address in the people search or your Twitter update abo ... More >>

Veggie Girl: On Vegan Cheese

(Not a fairytale. More like a Greek tragedy.) I've spent my fair share of time in fun non-office jobs, such as ski instructor, whitewater rafting guide, sea kayak instructor, vegetable farmer, etc. So I feel I'm qualified to make this call: An office is a truly wonderful place. For one thing, yo ... More >>

Picasso's Pizza and Grill: Special Delivery for One Cheatin' Heart

Chicken breast with buffalo-wing sauce? It's worth falling off the wagon for at least one night.​Picasso's Pizza and Grill 18160 N. Dallas Parkway 972-248-0011 Promised Delivery Time: 45 minutes Actual Delivery Time: 30 Minutes Scoring summary: Getting to enjoy my sandwich 15 minutes earlier ... More >>

Yung Kee BBQ: The Quality Doesn't Quite Match the Huge Quantities

​It's difficult to dine at Yung Kee BBQ and not think about its rival just down the street, the more popular First Chinese BBQ. This doesn't mean I didn't discover some gems at Yung Kee. The restaurant has its share of worthy mentions, but atmosphere isn't one of them. While First Chinese's ... More >>

Eat the World: It's Better Than Eating Lean Cuisine.

​It's difficult to dine at Yung Kee BBQ and not think about its rival just down the street, the more popular First Chinese BBQ. This doesn't mean I didn't discover some gems at Yung Kee. The restaurant has its share of worthy mentions, but atmosphere isn't one of them. While First Chinese's ... More >>

Learn at Lunch Today

​No matter how busy you are at work, it's always refreshing to leave for just an hour to have lunch. Of course, if you work at our office, you're just trying to escape the noontime odors of Lean Cuisine and microwavable mussels. We're not effing around. Microwavable mussels. Central Market ... More >>

In the Bag: Lean Cuisine Codes a Lunch Obsession

Better than a secret decoder ring, we guess.​So why have the women in your office been politely refusing your invitations to lunch lately?  It's because they're collecting codes.  Codes for what you ask.  Codes for a free lunch bag from Lean Cuisine's 2011 Red Carpet Collection.  At least ... More >>

Eight Quick and Easy Rapture Meals

If this is The End, we're getting KFC Double Downs.​The end of the world cometh this Saturday, right y'all? We figure, whether we believe that or not, better to be safe (and full of cheesecakes) than sorry. So, here's our list of eight quick and easy rapture meals your whole family can enjoy: ... More >>

My Fit Foods: Lose Weight by not Eating

If this is The End, we're getting KFC Double Downs.​The end of the world cometh this Saturday, right y'all? We figure, whether we believe that or not, better to be safe (and full of cheesecakes) than sorry. So, here's our list of eight quick and easy rapture meals your whole family can enjoy: ... More >>

My Fit Foods: Losing Weight by Buying Food You Don't Want to Eat

The typical Cheap Bastard response when confronted by purveyors of healthy food.​My Fit Foods is what would happen if Eatzi's ate Jenny Craig. It's a wall of refrigerators filled with premade, preportioned, ready-to-wave, better-for-you-than-horking-down-a-stuffed-crust-pizza meals. The goal o ... More >>