Lucy Ewing

  • News

    November 20, 2008

    Dallas Cast Reunion Leaves Fans Southforked

    Thirty years after Dallas, fans worldwide came, saw and were conquered.

  • Blogs

    October 10, 2006

    Jessica and Zayra: Not Quite Good Enough

    Till we went back and re-read Zac Crain's 1999 story here, we forgot that Jessica Simpson was signed to a record deal in 1997. So, we almost done here? It's been a while since we've had news about the big-screen version of Dallas, which is supposed to start shooting around here and in Louisiana some ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 28, 2006

    Jessica Out, Who's-That In

    This the new Lucy Ewing. Are you excited? Because I swear we will cover every aspect of the Dallas movie, from pre-production to its first screening on an airplane, here's today's utterly inessential tidbit: Seems Jessica Simpson, who actually grew up in the area, has been Jock-blocked from the role ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 19, 2006

    Kill Me. Kill Me Now.

    Now it's gonna be Lindsay Lohan playing Lucy Ewing in the big-screen Dallas. No, wait, Jessica Simpson. No, wait, Lindsay Lohan. No, wait, I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN. Though, clearly, I do. Especially when there's (the rumor of) a let's-take-it-outside catfight involved. --Robert Wilonsky

  • Blogs

    April 11, 2006

    Enough. Stop. Yer Killing Me.

    God, please, make it all go away. The latest casting new from the land of Dallas has Jessica Simpson (who else?) in the role of Lucy Ewing. In related news, I no longer give a damn about this movie and have moved on to the big-screen redo of Carter Country, which producers hope to film in Burleson, ... More >>